I love men..lawd knows I do, the way yall smell, the way yall walk, the way yall lick your lips involuntarily, the way yall talk, the way yall touch on my neck after you find out that is my spot...
But after about a month or so...
I get bored as shit with yall!
It becomes routine...monotonous...predictable...
And predictability is in no way shape or form attractive, well not to me at least.
Is it so very hard to find a man who can stimulate my mind, body, and soul for more than 2 months?
Women are always expected to keep the spice in a relationship...
Showing up to your door unannounced in nothing but heels, a trenchcoat, and a smile
Sending you pictures of the coo coo with the caption "These lips wanna talk to you..."
When asked what's for dinner via text replying "Me." with a picture of your ass sitting on a plate
I know I'm not the only one that does shit like this so don't you dare judge me.
But what are men expected to do?
Show the fuck up and perform.
I mean shit...I like a dick pic every once and again, I like a video of you beating your dick...I like a cum shot here and there.
I'm nasty?
Fuck yall.
5 comments:
"When asked what's for dinner via text replying 'Me.' with a picture of your ass sitting on a plate"
Oh my. Pretty creative.
lol.
It should always be an equal opportunity interaction.
lmao! Your blogpost have come to make my days! Anywho i feel you! Definetly get bored with dudes to quick. And Im going to steal a few of ure ideas if you dont mind. I love the sending a pic of ure ass on a plate thing! lol--cosider it jacked! :)
I second this motion! that how i feel. I get tired of them oh so fast and I am expected to make things work...nah...men need to catch up and catch up fast.
@K: gotta keep the spice!
@Nightfall: that's all I'm asking for...I give you my best, do the same for me
@Robyn: feel free! Gotta share the wealth!
@Sunshine: yeeeeeees! Keep me enteretained just like I do for you
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