I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T

Being independent is overrated as fuck!

I want somebody to take me the fuck out! Show a bitch a good time n shit!

I remember the days when I used to get asked out left and fucking right, I was beating them fools off with a stick. I didn't wanna go out back in the day...

I just wanted to fuck.

You ain't gotta take me out, you ain't gotta pay for a meal, no movies needed, hold the popcorn boo, just fuck me please and thank you.

Ahh to be young and dumb.

Now at 25 I complain about how I just want a mutha fucker to take me out.

I'm tired of taking myself out and paying for my own meals and buying my own dranks n shit.

Beyonce is to blame...I love her, lawd knows I do...but her ass had us swaying our hips and raising the roof to the anthem Independent Women:

The shoes on my feet....

I brought it

The clothes I'm wearing....

I brought it

The rock I'm rockin....

I brought it

'Cause I depend on me

If I wanted the watch you're wearin...

I'll buy it

The house I live in....

I brought it

The car I'm driving...

I brought it

I depend on me

Fuck that...buy me some clothes, buy me a watch, buy me a car, buy me a rock nigga! I'm not gonna hardly gonna turn it down, I won't cry about how I can buy said items myself...nope, nuh uh...not gonna do it. Go ahead and spend all your money on me, I'm not gonna complain, not one bit. This heffa ass heffa got a fucking man buying her shit (and who knows how long she's had him....remember "I got that" that song she did with Amil? Seeds possibly could have beenplanted then)...Beyonce got us shaking our ass and waving our hands talmbout "you shoulda put a rang on it" and hi-fiving our girls and shit....when this bitch got a man to take care of her! She got her damn ring!

What I got?

Bills...that's what the fuck I got.

Nah, I don't need all ah dat thurr, I'm not a goldigger by far, I prefer to buy my own before having a nigga do for me, I actually feel kinda funny when I get a gift from a guy I'm dating, now in a relationship? Well that's a different story.

....but shoot, I do want dinner and a movie...is that so much to ask for?