A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words

So I was tagged by...shit everybody damn near for this little "game" of sorts...

Da rules n shit:

1. Open your first photo folder
2. Scroll down to the 10th picture
3. Post that photo and a story on your blog
4. Tag 5 people

So yeah....that's cute...but I don't follow directions well....Sorry?

So because I didn't want a picture of my kid up so close to the below blog post...I freaked the first rule a bit and went to my 10th photo folder and got the 10th picture to post.

In the words of Dearly Beloved:

I'm rude?

Fuck yall, I on care.

What is my picture of?

It's a job application to the Dollar Tree with a pretty gold ribbon on it.

I know what you thinking...

"Who the fuck gave that to you and why?"

Well, it wasn't to me...it was to my son. His father gave it to him for his 2nd birthday. He sat him down and said:

"Son...you're two now...it's time you stop freeloading and carried your own weight around here so I got you this application to get you started."

Yes, he's an idiot.

But really did you expect me to procreate with anyone who wasn't?

Who am I tagging?

Shit you already know...

*Oprah voice*

"You're getting tagged, and you're getting tagged, and you're getting tagged!"

Go forth and be great my pretties!