It's Raining Monkeys

Man seriously? I guess it's monkey season or something...cause they certainly are falling from the trees at rapid speed.

"Da fuck you talking about Epitome?" is what you're probably saying.

"Monkey's falling out of trees" is my saying for when an man from your past comes sniffing around wanting that old thing back.

I don't know what it is...maybe it's the cold weather that's bringing them back, I mean after all it is boo loving season right? Either way the "players" of plays gone past are creeping back...

Tiger

B4N

and Milk is still holding on for dear life

Tiger:

He poses a question on FB...I provide my feedback, he comments on my comment with "you're getting the crucial side eye from me right now"...I respond, "what did I do"...."oh nothing he says"....shortly thereafter I get a text saying "I thought you hated me"..."no, I don't hate anyone...that's a useless emotion" I reply...some (very) brief small talk and the convo is done right? Wrong. Next day he texts me asking me to email him at work...I oblige..."what's up?" I ask..."so you think I'm some big ass hole?" He asks..."No." I say...then he launches into a lengthy email about how he still thinks of me, he wants a serious relationship...blah, blah, blah....I respond ever so nicely that his response was unexpected but that I can't sign up for a long distance relationship...thought that was the end of it....WRONG AGAIN! He emails me today saying "will you be my online boo again?" I respond "what is an online boo?" He says..."my friend...my bust it baby lol"....I reply, "I can be your friend...however I am no ones bust it baby sir." and then the convo pretty much turns platonic....until later in the afternoon when he starts asking about "my boyfriend" to which I said, "I never said I had one of those." We'll see what fuckery comes out his mouth tomorrow...he shall be shut down whatever it is.

B4N:

Still calling....still sniffing...he called me the other day and after some small talk said, "when I saw you the other day....I wanted to kiss you, like real bad...like...I wanna kiss you right now." My response? "...okay."...."I mean like I really wanted to real bad." he says. My response? "...okay."..."Did you want to kiss me too?" he asks. "No." is my immediate answer. "You didn't?" he asks seemingly shocked by what he just heard...there was no way Epitome could be turning B4N down...right? "Nope." I said letting him know that what seemed impossible had indeed just occurred. "Not at all?" he asks again. "Nope." I reply again calmly. "Like you never want to kiss me again?" he asks still not believing his ears. "Nuh uh." I reply. "So you never want to have sex with me again?" he asks as if that answer would somehow magically be different. "Nah." I say. "So you're not sexually attracted to me anymore? Cause I'm certainly still sexually attracted to you." he says as if this will change my mind and I'll say "Take me B4N! Ravage me now!" the answer he got instead was, "no...sorry." and he hurriedly got off the phone after that. Sorry to hurt your feelings brah...but I'm no longer down for the cause.

Milk:

Still making noise in the hood so to speak....even though I've told him several times that we just need to cool it and be friends but homey doesn't seem to want to take no as an answer...I'm really trying to let actions speak louder than words by not talking to him like I was before when things were "good" and not making myself available to him...and I KNOW he's noticed the shift...hell he's commented on it. But still no cigar. Brother is a fighter...A for effort.

Even Turtleneck hit me up today randomly (haven't heard nor thought of him in weeks) talmbout "I ain't heard from you....was just checking to make sure everything was good"....then launched into small talk for a minute before he said, "yeah well I didn't wanna bother you or nothing...just hadn't heard from you and whatnot."....my response..."okay, talk to ya later."...the convo was salty in nature...that I could tell...*kanye shrug* oh the fuck well.