Fill in the blanks sugah

I found this on Reese's blog and again on Eurydice's blog...so...it's nearly 2 am and I'm not sleepy yet so I decided to give it a go...

My name is Epitome and I am in need of more than one blank to describe myself. I like to write and I also love to flirt. I have 1 and 1/2 brothers and 1/2 of a sister. I wish that I was rich and that black people would step up and stop acting like niggers all the dayum time. In order to survive I need love, friends, and family. I hate people who don't speak good English and get mad when I don't understand, bad drivers, and needy people. I have no tolerance for disrespect (I'll pop you in the mowf). People most likely think that I'm stuck up but they soon find out that I'm only 50% stuck up. I need to hear/say I love you from/to my tookie everyday. I know how to be a complete bitch but I hate being the bad guy. I need to get focused. I don't like it when people dwell on insignificant things. I have an abundance of funny stories. When I'm bored I clean/blog/watch tv. By the end of the day all I want is to fuck. In 10 years I want to have the American dream. I guess you can say I'm the coolest person you'll ever meet.