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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Involuntarily Flirting Witcha Boy


I was reading my wife's blog and she had a post about flirting and I realized that I flirt and I don't even realize I'm doing it!


I don't do it on purpose! So serious I don't! I mean I realize I'm a flirt...but sometimes I find myself giggling and touching a dude's chest or arm and then I'm like....


"Oh shit! I'm straight flirting with him!"


Oops?


I have even been told I flirt with my friend's that are girls!


I'll flirt witcha mama without realizing it.


And I'm soooooooooooooooo not gay.


I gotta problem....


*Plays R. Kelly's I'm a flirt*

6 comments:

NightFall914 said...

LOL, yeah I don't have any of my homegirls just touching my chest like that so I'd be looking at you curiously if you did that. ;)

sunshinestar110 said...

sorry?...i try hard not to be such a flirt but i can't help it! maybe that's why i can't keep no damn boyfriend

Epitome said...

@Nightfall: at least you'd hit me with the curious look, most of them just keep it moving like nothing ever happened...then they try to holla and I'm looking at them like what the fuck?

@Sunshine: this is the specific reason that when I get a boyfriend, I keep my mouth SHUT around his friends for the most part (early on) cause I don't want to offend them or my man.

khaki la'docker said...

You are a flirt and i seent it firsthand LMAO

Epitome said...

@Khaki: you hush! I flirt with you cause you my boo!

"Khaki....I love you" LMAO

Epitome said...

@Khaki: you hush! I flirt with you cause you my boo!

"Khaki....I love you" LMAO