The Characters

So...was reading this article on CNN awhile back about the different "types of facebookers" gave me a little teehee because it was true...and recently I've been taking a bit of a hiatus from twitter...I don't tweet much but I look at my timeline from time to time...even when I feel like I might say something...I don't because alot of the people annoy me so much that I just close it out. And today I figured out that just like Facebook, Twitter has lost it's new car shine because of the characters.

AND I noticed that alot of the "characters" on Facebook also are the same on Twitter...so this blog shall go over the characters.

Facebook: the constant "liker"

This person likes everyone's status, pictures, notes, etc...they "like" so much that they like their own status, pictures, notes, etc...it's no way in HAYLE that one person likes that fucking much...stop trying to make your presence known.

Twitter: the constant retweeter

This person retweets EVERYTHING! Lil Duval tweeted like a day or two ago, "You're suppose to retweet something if you agree or it's funny, not you and your friend's basic ass conversation." And I had to favorite that because I don't know what it is but within the past month/month and a half, folks been retweeting nonesense! Why? What satisfaction does that bring to you? Don't nobody care what shoes you wearing to the club except for the one person you talking to...again...stop trying to make your presence known.

Facebook: the picture whore

This person uploads THOUSANDS of pictures...many multiples of the same setting with different smiles or poses...nobody is gonna look through all those damn pictures! Upload the cute ones...the ones relevant to the album...you liked your outfit that night? Cool. I can tell your outfit was cute in 1 picture...I didn't need the extra 60.

Twitter: the picture whore

This person changes their profile picture almost daily...if not daily, then once a week...and then they have a million and one twit pics of themselves...you're hot...we get it...move on.

Facebook: the constant updater

"Just waking up"....."Getting in the car"......"Driving down such and such road"....."At work"...BITCH! Stop posting stupid shit! I don't need to know your every damned move!

Twitter: the "basic tweeter"

"I'm hungry"..."I got a headache"...."I hate my job".....as long as these tweets are far and between it's okay...everybody has a boring moment, but damn! Is your whole fucking life boring? If so get the fuck off twitter and find something to do with your life.

Facebook: the inviter

They send you a thousand invites to parties every month, you keep them around with the hope that they might give you the heads up to something you might actually want to go to one day.

Twitter: the self promoter

"Look at my blog....look at my gossip site....check out my music"....now, promoting oneself is cool, as long as every tweet isn't regarding said promotion. I knew you had a new blog up 10 tweets ago...you don't need to keep putting it up AND THEN @reply me with said promotion. You doing too much bruh...you doing waaaaaay too much.

Facebook: the "deep" one

"I think therefore I am"....."It is not what one has that makes one special but what one is". The people who update their status with shit that they think is deep and will inspire conversation...putting them up sometimes is okay....putting them up all the time makes you a douche.

Twitter: the motivational one

They often retweet every single motivational twitterer they follow...every...single....tweet. Again...moderation is key, it's okay if I see a few here and there...but if you're retweeting every tweet, just stop.

Facebook: the hookup artist

People (mostly men) who request you only to try and get their mack on...no thanks, I'm good on that sir.

Twitter: the hookup artist

People (mostly men) who follow you only to stare lovingly at your profile pic and read your tweets to see if you're at least halfway interesting and then beg you for you to follow them back so they can DM you some bullshit like "So I'm saying ma, you got a man?".....Yes I do...his name is Jesus.

Facebook: the non speller

They misspell at least one word in every status update they have....usually it's at least 3, but there's never a status update that doesn't have at least one word wrong. And it's usually a word that shouldn't be misspelled like 'great' or 'tomorrow' or 'oops'.

Twitter: the non speller

All their tweets don't contain misspelling...but they always misspell the same things, and there is no reason for this seeing as though all phones and web pages and twitter applications for computers come equipped with spell check! If there is a squiggily underneath something you typed...CORRECT IT!

Facebook/Twitter: their/there/they're....your/you're

I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE when people misuse these!

• Their implies ownership...remember this because of the 'I' present in the word
• There implies placement, i.e. the bathroom is over there...remember this because within the word you see here...as in 'here, there, everywhere'
  
• They're implies a group...it is a shortened version of they are...remember this because of the apostrophe

• Your implies ownership
• You're is a shortened version of you are...remember this because of the apostrophe

*end rant*