I need a man with one of these (figuratively speaking) in my life...
A third muh fucking leg.....A human tripod...
Whatever the fuck you wanna call it...I need in on that in my life right now!
I need a man that when he's hard there's still a portion that slumps over when he holds it in his hand because the weight of the dick is too heavy....I NEED DAT SON!
Fah real.
If you know anybody fitting the bill...send their pics to my email for review.
Just jokes....okay not really...nah...just jokes...
maybe
PS: head game must be superior...all others need not apply
*Real talk....don't send no pictures of your or others dicks to my email*
7 comments:
I normally don't leave comments, I lurk in the background However, I just enjoy your blog so much, I was moved to leave you one. I have read the blog from begining to current. Your life is like a good sitcom. It is a very enjoyable read. You are funny, attractive, have great breasts and dick sucking eposides are definitely a plus. Keep it up, I a waiting for the next blog. BTW, Cap One is a shitty company anyhow, you will land on your feet I am sure. I say go back to school, you can live off the grants, scholarships, and loans if you play your cards right.
Sincerely,
Anonymous
@Anonymous well thank you sir (I'm assuming?) flattery to my character is always welcome here.
@Khaki three cheers! hip hip HOORAY!!!!!
smh...this is why i hate chu so very much! but i must agree if i would find me a man wit a third leg I would marry his ass asap...lawd knows when u are going to find another one like him.
not a third leg, maybe a third forearm?? lol
Um, mess your guts up? I think not. LOL I like some length and girth but a 3rd leg. You handle that sistah. LOL Just post a blog from the hospital if it goes wrong, m'kay? LMAO!
lmao@ Insatiable and Eurydice. Loves it!
How's about just a nice side/width panis? That should do ya lol.
I have one of those at home. When I left this morning it was he was in my bed still naked snoring. He's rather give head than anything because for someone reason he thinks he's gonna hurt me with that nice Panis of his now that I'm with child lol. I told him I read up on it and the baby has no idea what's going on. She can't feel that ish. Although that's not entirely true, the fact is, it doesn't hurt her lol
All I came to say is...
mmmhmmmm!! *waving hand in testimony* forearm, leg, whatevah..I'll take it!
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