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Saturday, October 17, 2009

Google me Beybey

There is no fucking reason for anyone to ask me anything since the invention of


I mean seriously! Any question you have, any picture you need...it's only a click away!


Which is why I fucking hate when people ask me shit when they sitting right at the computer...for instance...


My friend asked if I was in DC this weekend (which I was supposed to be), I said no cause I'm going to HU homecoming next weekend. She said:


"Oh...yeah I'm trying to go too."


"Fah real? You going to Diddy's party?"


"I went a couple years back and it wasn't nothing to write home about, 50 bucks to stand in line for a long ass time and see a couple celebs."


"Oh fah real...I'm going, advance tickets are 25.00."


"FAH REAL!?!! Where I get tickets at?"


"I don't know, my friend getting mine."


"Oh! You think if I send her a check she'll get mine?"


"Bitch what? A check? Did you just say send her a check? How old are you? Just go online and buy them...it's at Ibizas."


"It's not at H2O?"


"No...hence the reason I said it's at Ibizas."


*****she searches for 2.5 seconds*****


"I don't see nothing."


*****I go to google*****


"Damn, go here." *sends her the link*


"Thanks mom."


"Yeah, yeah, whatever, ole lazy ass."

2 comments:

khaki la'docker said...

LMAO - your friend coming with you?
and i need to be hitting up ms sunshine cuz she said nothing about getting my ticket. hmmpf

Epitome said...

She not coming with me, no ma'am, I don't need all that brokeness and complaining in my life