FRIDAY
(So me and my coworker @jenartison decided to go out to a club here in Richmond called Paradise...we pretty much knew it was going to be a bust because....Richmond is only 3 feet wide and Friday nights out here suck...but we went anyway...and this is what transpired....)
Going out to cause trouble with @jenartison got on the crowd pleasers with peaches n cream sitting out per usual
Double shot of goose and cran...take one.
Seen a dude in slippers....seen another dude in a shiny vest...looking like he came straight from prom
RT @jenartison:At the club wit @reddiamondgirl an jus when i forgot y i dont go 2 the club im quickly reminded. BASIC MUH FUCKERS ERRR WHERE
You can tell when folk don't get out much...dancing and sweating hard and it ain't even midnight
RT @jenartison: its a nigga in here wearin stacey adams and tube socks
If you a big girl...I don't wanna see the hump in yo back where its supposed to curve in before it meets your ass...cover that shit up
RT @jenartison: i jus saw spongebob wearin a halter top.... are we at club bikini bottom?? (somebody come get this bitch! LMAO)
YOOOOOOOO!!!!! This dude in front of me got a BIG ASS knot on his head. Look like he got hit in the head with a 40 before he got here!
Look like a reverse unicorn and shit
RT @jenartison: baby wit the mushroom cut makes me wanna play mario bros
Drinking red bull? With a straw? Nigga just replace it with a dick and stop faking the funk
RT @jenartison: aint shit sexy bout 2 ugly bitches grindin on eachother... shit looks like alien vs. predator
RT @jenartison: this guy asked me to dance. i told that nigga come back when im drunk
RT @jenartison: its a skinny dude in here wit a little ass head, he look like an upside down golf club
That nigga look like lil darryl! "MY NAME LIL DARRYL!"
Free in the club...14.00 in drinks...couple for free....made 16.00 on a dare...
I'm the only girl who can go in a club and come out with more than I started with HA!
Cept for a stripper
RT @jenartison: yes i gave @reddiamondgirl 15 bucks to grind on the oldest nigga in the club and she did it.. now i feel like a sucka (the bet was for 15, but I only had 4.00 in change...just for clarification)
RT @jenartison: dude asked me and @reddiamondgirl where we were from and i told him mars wit a straight face..needless 2 say baby was SALTY.
"I can't get a name?" -dude ....no alvin and the chipmunk teeth....you may fucking not have a name...not even a fake one @jenartison
Out like prison lights....deuces folks
SATURDAY
(Went to a surprise birthday party for my BFF's sister/my former boss...I got there late (per usual) and the tweeting wasn't popping like the night before but there are a few notable tweets that I had to share with yall...)
Discussing Pinky
Have you ever wanted to punch somebody momma in the mowf? I wanna punch this crackhead bitch in the mowf
With her reverse mohawk having ass. YOU TOO DAMN OLD TO BE WEARING APPLEBOTTOMS BITCH!
Uggggggghhhhh! Ruining my drunken time! Go to damn sleep or something
So many blogs to write.....
Wish I had somebody to cuddle with
Off this here. Got a date with roger. Peace n blessings
Now that that's out the way....I feel like Saturday's tweets deserve some clarification.
'Discussing Pinky' .....yeah, we meant the porno chick with the midget arms.
'Punching somebody momma in the mowf' ....she running round the house telling folk what they will and won't do like she live there...and no I wasn't exaggerating...she really is a crackhead.
'Reverse mohawk' ....she had micro braids...but the middle of her head wasn't done...just her nappy ass hair poking through...like she started taking the braids out and her arms got tired and she just said "fuck it, it's time for the party anyway"
(I should have tweeted about the lady sitting on the couch with the missing eye looking like dry dick donnie...but I forgot about her until just now)
'Date with Roger' ....Roger Rabbit....that's all I'm gonna say about that teehee
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