I need a cookie monster in my life PRONTO!
Geez...is it so much to find a dude who can go to town on my cookie jar and I can chuck the deuces without hearing him bitch and moan?
Oh wait....would that violate my celibacy? Man at this point I'm starting to think I should put some stipulations on this whole celibacy thing...like...as long as there isn't penile insertion into the love below then I should be good.
Cause this shit is killing me....I need that 6 months to come on quick because it gets easy from there.
*sigh*
1 comment:
lmao sounds like someone wants to cheat on their diet hehe
and WOMAN! u have so many gotdamn blog posts that ima have to sit down tonite with a glass of malibu and a blunt to catch up on em all! LAWD! all this work you're making me do. smh :)
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