20 Randoms

Jasmyn tagged me to do 20 Randoms about myself....this shit is gonna be hard cause I swear I've told yall everything about me...but here it goes...

1. When I'm in the shower, if water hits my skin before I've finished soaping my whole body, I have to start all over...it's been times I've had to "re-soap" myself 2 or 3 times...I don't know why I have to...I just do.
2. Hold your hand open, you see that skin that connects your thumb to the rest of your hand? I cut that with a butcher knife when I was 6 because my brother wouldn't play with me and I told him I'd kill myself so he would get in trouble...that was my attempt
3. When I was 5 or 6 my mother made me mad, I had a pink plastic suitcase, I packed it FULL of socks and went to the front door. My mother asked where I was going, I said running away, she said let me give you some money for the train...I cried and went back to my room.
4. I choked my cousin when she was 3 and I was 7...cause she was a stingy brat and I hated that she always wanted to be around me....I choked the shit outta her.
5. The first penis I ever saw belonged to a white boy I went to preschool with...his name was Steven Traylor...we graduated from the same high school...he had red hair...and spiderman undies...I was disturbed.
6. My son is a carbon copy of me...and I am a carbon copy of my dad...who is a carbon copy of my grandmother.
7. I remember my first crushes name: Charles Bell
8. I pulled a knife on him in class one day when I was in 3rd grade
9. I've never been in a fight...never had to, my presence was enough to scare people off
10. I'm late for everything! If I'm going out with people they have learned to tell me to be there an hour earlier so I'll be on time
11. I have a birth mark on my right big toe right at the tip of my toe...my brother used to tell me it was dirt...I used to cry
12. I side eye people without realizing it at work
13. I still sometimes carry my son (only around the house)....yeah dammit I know he's about to be 6!
    
14. Me and my best friend have been friends for 16 years
15. I used to LOVE mickey mouse, I mean, I had a shower curtain on the wall in my room because it was mickey mouse...I was a stan for him lol
16. I've been writing since I was 11 or 12 years old...my friend and I used to go home each night after school and see who could write the most pages...I usually won
17. I used to think of ways I would torture people....like scratching someones head till it bled and then giving them a relaxer or cutting off someone's eyelids and tying them to a lighthouse
    
18. I just realized I'm a sick damned individual
19. I take on people's accents/vernacular/mannerisms without realizing it...needless to say I'm ever so gifted at imitating folk
20. I cried (and I never cry) when Obama was elected President just because of what it symbolized.

That shit was hard...I might have repeated some shit yall have already heard but...fuck it.

I'm supposed to tag folk to do this...but as usual...I'm tagging everybody!

Peace n blessings