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Monday, September 14, 2009

You too can save a child...


Cum...it's taste is directly affected by what you eat...duh...so of course a cleaner diet would create cleaner (a.k.a. better tasting cum)....this works for both men AND women...

What (in my opinion) makes cum taste theeee worst....red meat...it's so pungent and tart...it's just...BLECH! eliminate that shit out of your diet if you want someone to drink your baby batter.

So here are two recipes:

Super Spunk Smoothie

1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice

Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.


And this one was found by my twin Bella:

5 Cups Of Pineapple Juice
1/8 Cup Of Reese Maraschino Cherry Syrup
1/2 Cup Of Thai Kitchen Brand Coconut Milk
1 Cup Of Crushed Pineapple Chunks
1 Large Fresh Sliced Banana
1 Cup Of Crushed Ice
1 Pinch Of Fresh Ground Nutmeg

begin, please take out your blender and plug it in. Add into the blender the pineapple juice, Maraschino cherry syrup, coconut milk, crushed pineapple chunks, sliced banana, crushed ice, and fresh ground nutmeg. Once the mixture reaches a desired consistency, turn off the machine. If at any point you feel the smoothie is too thick, then simply blend in more pineapple juice.

Like Twin says: "Save a life....swallow" or "Spitters are quitters"

So fellas....make it easy for us ladies...alter your diet...hell it's better for your ass anyway

:-)

*This PSA brought to you by the women who love to suck peen*

6 comments:

E's said...

So stay away from the Atkins all meat diet, huh? If I want the "gulp", lick, lick, "tastes so good", gulp, lick, lick...

khaki la'docker said...

LMAO- youre crazy! but yes, this is true.

Krissy said...

Don't know if any of u have noticed but smoking weed makes the spunk taste like skunk! YACK!

☆Reese✮ said...

Yasss girl! Post it for the masses!
and I shall be posting this on mine as well *paw up high*

NightFall914 said...

LOL!!!!! Nice PSA, never had the problem of bad taste(from what I've been told) but I do try to keep my diet balanced. Maybe I'll give one of those smoothies a try just to see what happens.lol

William H. said...

lots of hawaiian punch! they love it..............

"ooooh its sweet"<---thats whats she says lol