Untitled

Usually I come up with witty little titles for my blog...but I figured this one didn't need that, so I took a cue from D'Angelo and just named it Untitled.

Today...we will discuss (as apparent by the pictures above)...oral sex...specifically on the male species...I realize some of my readers are not well equipped with tools in the area of slow neckery so I wanted to put forth some info for all ah yall...this may be long winded but yeah, it's worth the read. You'll get information from my own nasty little brain, from websites I've found and also from my twin Bella so sit back, get comfy and bask in the knowledge I'm about to bestow on dat ass

So first...precursors:

• Don't do it if you don't really want to do it...it won't be a good experience for you or your partner.
• Be excited! For 10 minutes-an hour (depending on how long you until you get lock jaw or boyfriend pulls you off of him) YOU are in control...watch him squirm, moan, and groan all because of you.
• Be prepared to work...nothing has ever come to fruition in life without some labor involved (pun intended)
• For those of you who say "eewww...it's so nasty" I have a few things to discuss....

For those of you who think that giving head is nasty, get that outta your mind...if you eat meat (which I'm sure most of you do) it's no nastier than that...if you eat pork GET THA FUCK OUTTA HERE! Pigs are quite possibly the nastiest creatures on Earth and you'll eat bacon off their back but not suck a dick? :throws a flag on the play: no ma'am, you are absolutely out of order.

Preperation:

THOU SHALL BE A FAUCET

• Be ready to make alot of spit...dry head = bad head...if you can't make copious amounts of spit on demand flavored lube will work well (and if you don't like the "taste" of dick then you can make it be whatever you like...I personally really like flavored creams because you don't get up looking like you just ran face first into a box of krispy kreme donuts. I use this: It's called Oralicious, Banana Split flavor...tastes good, kinda tangy after taste...but not bad, I think it was like 4-6 bucks...and it works well on yourself if you want to surprise your man with some variety.

THOU SHALL BE HANDS ON

• Giving head is not all about the mouth...though that is (obviously) the most important part, but yes girls, you must use those hands...fingers...palms...etc...besides, it gives your mouth a break. Will get into exact techniques a little later.

THOU SHALL NOT BE STIFF

• Being stiff is never good...especially when giving head...be fluid with your movements. Move your neck in a serpent like motion
  

THOU SHALL NOT THINK

• With anything...if you overthink it...you'll fuck it up...just do what feels right.

THOU SHALL LISTEN TO THOU PARTNER

• He is going to be your report card in essence...if he moans, groans, squirms (with pleasure of course) KEEP DOING THAT! If he looks uncomfortable or is dead silent (most times dead silence is indicative that you're not getting the job done) STOP DOING THAT! Rinse and repeat (so to speak)...ask him what he likes, what he doesn't like...a closed mowf don't get fed ya heard meh
  

THOU SHALL NOT USETH THOU TEETH

• Do you want somebody putting their teeth on your coochie? No? Don't do it to him either, cover your teeth with your lips...or you can always get a teeth guard which is an insert you put into your mouth and it covers your teeth...if you don't feel akward about it then there you go! I've never tried it but it may work for you.
  

THOU SHALL BE HIS PORN STAR

• Don't be meek...you get down there and KNOW that you know what you're doing...whenever I'm giving head I always picture myself in a porno, like I'm performing for the camera...do the same.

THOU SHALL MIND THE STEP CHILDREN

• The balls are important...don't forget them...rub them, lick them, suck them...all in all...love them...they are your friends.

THOU SHALL BE CREATIVE

• There is a host of sex toys/props/accessories devoted entirely to oral sex....use them...put pop rocks in your mouth and give him head (avoid the pee hole though please)...get some cool (not cold unless you like getting smacked in the head) water and give him head with it in your mouth....listerine strips/mints/altoids...use those...if you feel iffy about it they have all types of "specially made for oral" stand ins.

*Editor's note* this is such a complex subject that it'll have to be a multiple series post....don't be scared though...it's just that it's alot of info I want to share with you all :-)