So I was inspired by my bunny Khaki to blog about my first time
(Read about her's here)
So here it goes...yall already know nothing in my life ever goes as it should...be prepared lol
Okay so the dude that I lost my virginity to...we'll call him Moses. So me and Moses knew each other FOREVER, we went to the same church since I was like 8 or 9...anywho, I go off to college and run into him like my first day there...we exchange numbers we hang out a couple times, drank, smoke, watch tv, shit like that, we were STRICTLY on some friendly shit.
Then one night I'm getting something to eat from the late night sub spot and he walks in with his friend drunk as all hell. He sees me and starts talking about how good I look and whatnot, he asks me to his house. I obliged thinking I'll do some flirting watch his TV (cause he had cable and I didn't in my dorm room) and go on about my merry little way.
We get to his house, we watching tv...he starts to kissing and a rubbing on me and I just said fuck it, I'm gonna do it.
We move from the couch to his bedroom and he's got my shirt and bra off, his pants and boxers around his ankles, he's laying on top of me annnnnd.....
BAM!
In walks his roommate!
"Moses, you naked son!" -his roommate
"Get out!" -me and Moses
"I need condoms Moses, where they at." -his roommate
"You had them, get out!" -Moses
I'm covering my boobs and feeling MOR-TI-FIED....roommate leaves, we get back to business...1 minute later, roommate comes back in!
"Yo Moses I wanna BE you right now son!" -his roommate
"Get out!" -me and Moses
"Nope, I'm gonna watch!" -his roommate
Me and Moses scream for him to leave...he sits there for a couple minutes then leaves, I tell Moses to lock the door, he does and we get back to business...again.
So we do the do...and I take it like a champ so to speak. I was a virgin...I didn't tell him...to this day he doesn't know...he may have an idea, but he doesn't know for certain. There was no blood, I decided long before that whomever I decided to give my virginity to, wouldn't know I was a virgin because I didn't want anybody to have that "one up" feeling on me. So when I was 13 or so I decided to break my hymen...crazy? Maybe...more than likely...but I meant business.
He walked me out, kissed me and I never spoke to him again.
He called, I never answered, when I saw him on the street, I'd go the opposite way...I used him...yep, I sure did.
6 comments:
so you havent spoken to him since then? that's crazy cuz its usually the other way around...
great post
Nope, I've seen him several times, his sister is one of my friend's friends...but nope, not a peep. I'm sure he thought he did something wrong...but he didn't, he did everything quite right in fact.
I just came to say...that I "hate" you for that picture! I'm glad we never got a friendship pre-nup cuz heffah, GIMME HALF! GIMME HALF EDDIEEEE!
*drops mic, exits stage right*
Wait wait, forget that you never spoke to dude again, you broke your own hymen?! How the hell did you manage to do that? I never bled my first time either but I didn't try to break my own hymen. LOL
@Reese you know you luuuuh me n shit! This friendship ain't neva gon end!
@Insatiable LOL! I was wondering when somebody was gonna catch that. A tampon and some 2 minutes did the trick. SMH @ me and my "bright" ideas
@Missbee I was like "this can't be life"
@Sunshine none of my friends knew then lol, I just told my best friend earlier this year lol. And yes...he was real serious.
PS-LOL! I can never ever do shit regular, I don't know why smh
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