Untitled Part Deux

So I found this article on Savvymiss.com, this is what they call the Classic Blowjob:

Phase I: The Agony of Anticipation.
Land soft, wet kisses on his mouth, neck and earlobes. Show him what foreplay is all about! Now bring your mouth down just far enough on his body so he’ll think maybe, hopefully, possibly you’ll keep on going. Unzip his pants and begin teasing his penis lightly with your hand as you sweep your mouth around his belly button, hips, thighs—in other words, everywhere but. *okay...this is cute and all...but don't make a habit of doing this...it's really effective for arousal if it's your first time going down on him...he'll never forget that I'm sure*

Phase II: Peeling and Revealing.
It’s time for the clothes to start disappearing. Gently pull down his underwear so you reveal only the head of this penis. Now guide his penis to your mouth, and tease him with a couple of kisses before you remove every trace of clothing and move in for a closer lick. The first touches of your mouth will give him the most incredible sensations. Ever so slowly, glide the tip of your tongue up over the head, down the shaft and back up again. Now take his whole head into your mouth for one full suck, and let it pop out with one loud sexy “slurp.” *men are VERY visual creatures...entice him...tease him a bit...all in all..PERFORM (remember I said be a porn star?*

Phase III: Head-on Head.
You’re now into the faster, rhythmical phase he’s been aching for. Try the techniques you’ll find [below] as your starting point, and improvise from there. Be sure to include these BJ-boosters, too:

You only need to put his penis into your mouth as far as you feel comfortable. You can start shallow, and increase the depth slowly. *yes my loves...you don't need to deep throat to be good at oral sex...but it certainly helps*

Pay attention to what’s going on inside your mouth. Make sure it’s always nice ‘n slippery, keep your teeth out of the way, run his head along the roof of your mouth for a bumpy ridge effect, lick the tip of his head while it’s inside and swirl on it with your tongue.

Bring his balls into play. Lube them up and caress them gently for the full erotic experience. Lightly tug, squeeze and roll them around in the cup of your hand.

Take your time. Remember, enthusiasm is key. Love what you’re doing! *no...it wasn't that big in the article...but I wanted to stress the importance*
Phase IV: The Eruption.
It’s time to reap the reward for your loving caresses and erotic inspiration. The key to his climax will come from your steady application of the one Golden Technique that works for your guy. Once you discover it, store it away in your memory and you’ll enjoy many happy endings together. When do you begin the Golden Technique? When you sense he’s getting close to orgasming. *there should be verbal indication of this from your partner...if not you'll feel his balls tighten and move upwards towards the base of his penis and that'll be your non-verbal sign that he's close* Just stay with the same speed, rhythm and pressure—and don’t stop! Then when he erupts:

Hand Finish. If you’re not ready to taste him, substitute your hand for your mouth without missing a beat. *please ladies...catch the cum...generally guys don't wanna be sticky with their own cum...and the feeling is similar to you catching it with their mouth from what I've been told*

Lip Finish. With your lips over his head, press your tongue against his peehole. As you stroke him with your hand, let his spurts ricochet left and right off your tongue. *alternatively you can push your tongue in your mouth so that it blocks your throat and continue to suck that way cum doesn't shoot into your uvula lol*

Mouth Finish. If you’re ready for him to cum inside your mouth, but you don’t want to swallow, try this: aim him toward the inside of your cheek and use the back of your tongue to close off your throat. *okay...I was reading this as I was commenting...and they already had the close off your throat tip lol...anywho...they don't go over actually swallowing...my tip for that, throw your head back and take it like a pill..also make sure you get all reminents of cum off your partner and your hands if there is any (which their shouldn't be if you on your job...but if there is...clean it up...with your tongue mind you)*

Other tips from the article:

First Licks.
Ready? Let’s start with the basics.

Lip Gloss. Flood your puckered lips with saliva, then glide them gently up and down and all around his shaft. Swirl around the head, too.

All-Day Sucker. Push your lips outward and create a gently suction on his shaft. Now suck ‘n glide up and down without losing the vacuum. *I you looked at Supahead's video and couldn't for the life of me figure out what she was doing that I wasn't...why was she Supahead? Then I realized...the suction! She kept her suction up the whole time while giving head. So from henceforth I worked out my jaw muscles...sitting at my desk at work with my cheeks sucked in...and yeah, your girl can go for awhile (longest was an hour...i'll touch on that later)*

Laplander. With your tongue full, wide and relaxed, lick his penis upward like a melting ice cream cone. *throw in a tongue flick on that vein that pokes out and also tilt your head to the side and suck on that vein up and then down...when you get down to the base...pop a ball in your mouth...you're sure to get an "oh shit" out of him*

Skin Flicks. Flutter and flick the tip of your tongue from the top of his penis all the way to the bottom of his balls. *again...reading as I make notes and they have the tongue flick on the vein already in here lol...also, alot of people confuse the head with just the top...the head is that whole mushroom shaped part...glide your tongue under that crease and flick your tongue on the V spot (the part on the underside of the penis that looks like a V at the head) then swoop back in and commence to sucking, also flatten your tongue and roll it over the head and down the shaft to the balls...if you have a "flexible" tongue like me, tilt your head to the side and wrap your tongue around the shaft and give him a "tongue job" so to speak moving up and down...again...men are visual and seeing your tongue on their dick will drive them wild*

Exotic Variations.
Flick Off. With his head in your mouth, flick or roll your tongue around the top. Try flattening your tongue to create more surface area. *really this shit is just getting redundant now lol...but I refuse to read ahead and then come back and comment so you'll just have to deal dammit*

Fruit Juicer. Twist your neck left and right so it feels like your mouth is swiveling on his penis as you go up and down. *can't be stiff for this...told ya...gotta move dat neck!* Ivory Hunt. Break the no-teeth rule—gently! Glide your teeth down the length of his shaft, or run the head of his penis over the broad-surfaced molars in the back of your mouth—with a feather-light touch! *yall know I do NOT agree...but some men may be into that...again, communicate with your partner to find out what he likes...the more he likes it...the better the experience will be for both you and he*

Say When. Slowly run your finger up the underside of his penis. Tell him to say “There!” when you reach the most sensitive spot. Now make love to that spot by licking, nibbling and teasing. *okay...you should be able to find this spot on your own based on his reaction to your touch...but if you don't mind your man yelling "THERE!" at you...be my guest*

Remember, the best way to become confident with oral sex is to practice. We’re sure he won’t mind a little extra-curricular activity. *he sure as hell won't!*

I also found this on their website...this is titled Eight Unique Oral Sex Techniques:

Tip Top: Slide the tip of your wet tongue all around his head, peehole and V-spot. Work your tongue into every crevice and skin fold till he’s taut and hard.




Tea Bagging: Let your tongue roam down beyond his shaft and onto his balls. Tap them lightly with your tongue, increasing the intensity. Now gently fill your mouth with one (or both!) of them.





Sweet Nothings: As softly and lightly as you possibly can, tease the head of his penis with your mouth and tongue. Let him feel mostly your hot moist breath.




Hummer: Place your puckered lips on him and hum “The Star Spangled Banner.” The vibrations should make him stand and salute! *I prefer to hum 3 6 Mafia's tongue ring...or slob on my knob...it makes me giggle*






XXX-treme: Change the temperature in your mouth and change the sensation around his penis. Fill your mouth with ice water, hot tea, or shaved ice – and plunge him in. Or just blow your cool or hot breath over his eager penis. *is ya girl on it or is she on it? Also mint tea! I forgot that one earlier...warm mint tea...it's a temperture change and the mint will give him a cooling tingle. Again...I don't suggest cold water or ice unless maybe he's prepared for that...if you do it....definietly don't just spring it on him...you'll be looking like Rhianna and he'll be in court in a bow tie smh*



Bait & Switch: Lead him to think you’re going to get him off with a handjob, and right before he comes, land your hot mouth on him. For contrast, try a fast hand motion, then a slow, hard suck. Or pull out a vibrator and get shaking! *I HIIIIIIIGHLY suggest you do this bait and switch move when you decide to swallow for the first time...that's a memory he will NEVER forget*




Just Say O: Keep your head still as he does all the thrusting motion into your mouth. You may want to grip your hand around the base or use a penis sleeve to act as a buffer, so he doesn’t go too deep. *yes bitches...let him fuck yo mowf! Even better? Hang your head off the side of the bed, have him stand and fuck yo face "mmm hmmm" (Tiny voice on dat der) BUT....do not attempt this if you are not comfortable with giving head...wait until you get a few cums under your belt first*
Penis Alarm Clock: Place a strong mint or menthol cough drop in your mouth – along with his penis. The minty or menthol sensation can awaken the nerve endings even more.*gives yall the 'I told you so' look*




Found this article on theFrisky.com...I love this site...used to read it all the time at work...yeah, it's sexually oriented...but shit...it's on CNN.com! Anyway, most of the stuff in the article we've already went over but their are a few good points:

1. Bedroom Eyes: Get ready for your closeup! Men love to watch, so look up every now and again to make eye contact with him. *yall betta listen to momma when she's talking! If you're going to make eye contact make it BRIEF! Nobody wants an owl staring in their face when their trying to cum*

2. Rhythm Is Gonna Getcha: Watch him masturbate to figure out what pace he likes to go at. We all dance to the beat of our own drummer!

3. Prep: Tie your hair back, slap on some lip balm, keep a glass of water bedside, and, if you want, grab the lube. Although, you could just use plain ol’ tap water to keep things wet n’ wild!

4. Deep Sea(men) Diving: You don’t have to override your gag reflex to give a great BJ. Work with the natural downward curve of your throat to help you take as much as possible in your mouth as well as prevent you from jaw and neck pain. A sexy position that gives you the advantage requires him to lie down on his back and then you should sit on his stomach with your back to him. From that angle you can reach his penis easily and also show off your booty!*see? told ya you don't need to deep throat to be good at giving head...if you're going to have your back to him...don't have it like that for long...again...men like to watch*

5. Booty Call: You can slip a finger in his booty once he’s relaxed and getting into it, but just make sure you ask first! Some dudes aren’t down with any back door action. *this is something I haven't done...every man has made it quite clear...no funny business around his booty lol...but maybe one day*

Just random shit that I like to do when I'm loving the penis that hasn't (or maybe it has...we've been over alot) already been covered:

If you don't have a gag reflex (yes....I know someone who doesn't and I'm so damn jealous of her lol) or if your gag reflex is minimal (like mine) start at the head, cover your teeth, stick your tongue out, slide the dick into your mouth with your tongue still out and slide up and down, also flick your flattened tongue from side to side...I like to call this the windshield wiper...if you have no gag reflex...first, I hate you....second do above but go down until you reach the balls and then flick your on his balls.

Take your tongue, lay it on the head and then move it in a circular motion around the circumference of the whole penis until you reach the base then come back up...I call this...the candy cane.

Stroke his dick with your hand in a twisting motion and just concentrate on the head. Suck, flick your tongue, flatten it and swirl it, rub the tip of your tongue on his pee hole.

My twin Bella's tips from her blog on this subject:

Tip #1: Keep your teeth off it! The only exception is if you are skilled enough to do this lil trick I'm about to describe. Open your mouth and very gently put your teeth on the tip of the head and ease down to just below the cusp of the head til the head just kinda fits perfectly in your mouth and then use your tongue to roll around the top of the head while keeping your teeth gently in place, you must convince yourself that you are one sexy bitch while doing this because if you don't do it in a sensual manner, you could hurt the man and we don't want that now do we?

Tip #2: Use your head! Don't just suck a dick lookin like you bobbin for apples n shit. You gotta use your neck to roll your head around, lips to kiss/suck on it, tongue to swirl it around (and every once in a while pause n lick that shit from bottom to top- especially if you see that vein- lick that shit real slow lol), and use your throat, relax the muscles in your throat because this is how you can get it in further... and the deeper the better.

Tip #3: Use flavored lube. I recommend Hollywood Starlet from Frederick's of Hollywood. It's only $8 and a little goes a looong way. So far I think the strawberry flavor is the best. If the dick has some flavor, you won't mind it spending a little more time in your mouth lol. It might even excite you and as a result you will be more enthusiastic with your skills ;) Another benefit is that you won't need to produce as much saliva to keep it slippery. By the way, the more slippery and wet, the more he will enjoy it.

Tip #4: Your hands are your helpers. The best way to make less work for yourself without him even caring is to use them hands! My favorite trick is to cuff the shaft (pinky finger on the bottom and thumb & index finger enclosed at the top) and put your mouth right up against the top of your "fist" kind of creating a tunnel. This way he will feel like he's in your mouth pretty damn far but your hand is really just an extension. This means you don't have to put the whole thing in your mouth if you don't feel like it. Just make sure you don't break the "seal" between your hand and lips as you go up and down. Except for once in a while, grip your hand at the bottom of the dick and slide your mouth up n down a few times before you reconnect with your hand, he'll love that ;)

Tip #5: Get low. The base of the penis is full of nerves you need to be getting on lol. When I make my way down there I like to use a hand to caress the head while I kiss n lick all around the bottom of his shit, confuse the hell out of his senses, ha! (this is where the lube comes in handy because you don't wanna caress a dry penis, and he doesn't want you to either) Another hot spot is the tendon that connects their thighs to the torso (right near the balls). It's not hard to find, you have the same thing (minus the balls of course lol). If you run your tongue up that and suck n kiss on it lightly, jackpot. Be nice and do both sides :) Oh God, wait. If he doesn't shave his shit or trim the hair down there, don't do that. Yuck. He'll just have to miss out and it will be his own damn fault.

Tip #6: Show the balls some love. Ain't nothin wrong with a lil ball lickin okay? The important thing to remember is that it's not really the balls themselves you have to pay most attention to but the skin that encases the balls. It's really sensitive, all you gotta do is suck on it slowly and if you know how to gently, I repeat, gently tease em with your teeth that's another good trick. Also, while giving head, scoop your hand up under the balls and kinda push them up so that your mouth hits the top of em when you go down on the dick. Even keep em pushed up like that and flick your tongue on em while you caress the head, but just do this briefly you don't wanna overdo that shit, just a lil tease tactic.

*this is why she's my twin lol*

There is an extra tip and I have purposely omitted it from twinny's tips as well as all other of the tips I've posted...it'll be discussed in a later blog.