You ain't gotta lie to kick it

I thought of this blog topic awhile ago...like a couple months back (I have a notebook that I put ideas for blogs in...I have 40 blog topics waiting for me to create...my mind is always working) but like some other topics I have posted I just didn't feel like writing it out...but I read the homey Dearly Beloved's blog about lying ass liars figured I'd write about it now...

Why do people feel the need to lie? Like...what purpose does it serve exactly? You want to impress people with who you know or what you've done...and for what? So they'll like you more? So they'll let you stay in their presence a little longer? So they'll think you're cool? So they'll want to be around you? I don't see the logic behind it **shrug** It puzzles me even more when people lie to their friends...what purpose does that serve? They are already your friend soooooo...what's the point? I can't tell you how many people I know in real life and watch on Twitter/Facebook/etc telling all types of extravagant lies about who they know or what they are doing or whatever the case...and for what? So strangers can think their life is cool?

If you are guilty of this let me be the first one to tell you sugar plum...YOU ARE A LAME! If you believe your life sucks that much that you have to come up with an online persona and tell people what you really wish you were doing then you should really seek psychological help...like really. Then another thing I don't understand is the people who they are telling these lies to...aren't doing anything extravagant or extraordinary...so why are you trying to impress them so much? What do you gain from it? Does it make your day a little brighter knowing that someone wishes they were in your shoes...that you aren't even in?

And lying to people you know...that takes alot of damn work! Keeping up with lies, remembering EXACTLY what you said, creating more lies to cover up/continue the lies you've already told, then remembering those lies...as I've stated before I'm not a liar...I'm no good at it, I'll be the first to tell you that, on top of the fact that I have a HORRIBLE memory (I remember saying I was going to eat something for lunch...2 minutes later I had forgot what I said I was going to eat)...it just takes too much work, and I am an easy going kinda girl...not for a bunch of hard work, and if I gotta lie to make somebody like me then...I really didn't need them in my life anyway. That's how I feel on the subject.

No I don't know famous people, no I don't have a bunch of money, no I don't do fun stuff every day...but I'm Epitome and I'm one cool mutha fucka! One of the coolest people you'll ever meet, and it's not because of what I have, what I do, or who I know...it's because at all times I'm gonna be me. Whatcha see is whatcha get.

Maybe I'm just too logical of a person to understand the concept of it...maybe I'm gullible (well I am but that's another blog entirely)...I don't know...I'm sure out of the 103 followers I have someone has lied to make themselves seem cooler, so why don't you come forward and tell your story...is there one? The doors of the church are open...