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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Woman Law Wednesdays

Thou shall not break wind or take a poo in front of thy man until he utters the words "I love you" to thou. At that point there's no turning back.

3 comments:

SimoneSweets said...

Lmao!!! Ive always lived by this rule!!!

tha unpretentious narcissist© said...

i agree. i be messing with my chick all the time. she was the first to get the stinkies in the relationship. i'm still riding around in the car, sitting on the couch, laying in the bed trying to hold that shit back for both of our sakes. but her ass..she'll go in the bathroom and let loose like a goose. women. better be lucky yall shit don't smell like ours. or yall would have to all be lesbians. cause once a dude let go....it's goodnight. and we won't ever stop or be shamed once we've unleashed it on you either.

E's said...

Uhhh...even after "I love you", keep that to yourself. I don't like women pooting in my presence. A slip here or there is cool, but not a norm...too familiar.

Are you qualified for Women Laws? That's a bad one:)