Females
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Cursing
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Not Cute
Don't get it twisted...of course I have spewed my share of expletives...but truly, I curse more on my blog than I do in real life. Especially in front of men...no man...well no man I would want...wants to wife a sailor mouth woman...it's not lady like and therefore unappealining to the opposite sex.
Find cute alternatives to curse words...
"What the fuck?!" = "What the french toast?!"
"Shut the fuck up!" = "Shut the front door!"
It's cute and is a conversation starter...lessen the expletives ladies :-)
6 comments:
I agree. I cuss way more on the blog than I do in real life. I never cussed around my parents or my son and I don't curse at work.
Cussing sound so vulgar. I went through that phase in JHS.
p.s. I say freak or shitake mushroom.
It's funny you speak on this.I've realized that the older I the less attractive a female is that curses excessively.
I don't think I cuss very much on my blog, twitter or in real life in general. Now when I'm mad, it's like rapid fire. LOL I try to keep it at a minimum though. I don't even spell it out all the way in most places.
it's cute when ladies say the alternatives because it's like.."aww she don't curse" but too much of that shit is annoying. i actually think it's cute when my chick curses. probably because she doesn't do it a lot. like i agree too much cursing from a lady is NOT lady like. typical conversation with us like this..
her: fuck..
me: huh..what was that?
her: *lower embarrassed tone* fuck
me: what?...what you say?
her: shut up, you just want me to keep saying it..
me i have a serious cussing problem. except around my mom. she's the only person who has only heard me cuss once in my lifetime. other than her i am a cursing machine. yes, even in front of my child *head hung low* (but he don't understand that shit anyway..lol)
This is funny because I'm actually trying to stop cussing. Not so much because of the opposite sex, but because I just want to period. For one, it isn't cute; two, what's the point? Lol I did mess up today and cussed because my babe pissed me off, but I'm back in control now :)
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