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Sunday, March 7, 2010

Don't do it! Not yet!

So my good blog friend Mr. H posted a blog this past week entitled:

"Top 5 ways to prevent a quick cum"

I'm sure we all been up in some pussy that it was just that good that soon as you started you knew you may be bussin' withing the next 5 minutes. It could be just the pussy was that good, or it could be because you haven't gotten any in so long. With me it use to happen with my ex a lot. It was a long distance relationships so with me visiting her from a whole weekend, the first 2 times I may need to get a couple out before I can get on my regular shit. Its a mental things when theirs feeling involved. But enough of the mushy talk. Fellas listen up for William H. Top 5 ways to prevent a quick nut:


5. Think of random shit- I know I know, this is the typical one but hey if you do this shit right it definitely can help. I'm talking of thinking about mountain dew, raisins, rock n jock mtv basketball game, rugrats. RANDOM. Get ya mind out of that pussy to help you focus more. This should help, but sometimes your mental takes over so stay focus.

4. Make her get on top- Soon as you feel that tingle, take it out, and make her get on top right away. Shit, she does not have to know you 'were' about to cum. She wants to ride anyway. Usually its harder to cum when she rides because you are not in control. Make sure she rides the shit out of you so she can get hers off. Hopefully she will cum so you will feel more comfortable when you let yours out.

3. Just keep take It out- This may be the more awkard one, but trust me it will help you out more then her. Take it out and catch a breath, and play with it in front of her. It will just look like you trying to get it harder yourself. This is lowering the climax sensation for you so when you go back in hopefully the feeling is quite different.

2. Eat the pussy more - Soon as your in the pussy, and you feel that tingle. Take it out, throw her on the bed and dive in tougue first. Eat for a while atleast until your sensation is gone away. Trust me she will love it. What woman wouldnt want you to keep eating. So this way you helping her, and you helping yourself.

1.Jus cum - Homie just let it out if that's bad. I remember one time I told my ex straight up "Baby I can't hold it, I'll make up" And exploded lol. But I made up of course. But this what you do. Pull out let it out without you jerking it not. Don't let her touch you, and you don't touch yourself. So now the climax is not that good as you want it to be. This will allow you mentally to want more because it wasn't right. Also it will allow you to maybe go again right away like on the spot.

To conclude ladies, if he keeps cum'n quick more than normal, feel free to set up an appointment with me to finish where he started. I'm available 12am-4am thursday thru sunday. AHAA :-P

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Well as you all may (or may not) know...I read an awful lot...though it's not all I read about...sex is my favorite topic. And how funny that the night before William H made this post I was reading a book entitled:
 
"How to make good love to your man"
 
And in said book they talked about *shocked face* how to prevent premature ejaculation and I have 3 techniques to add to Mr. H's list:
 
1.) Pull down on yo bawlz!
 
You know when you're about to cum your step children raise up towards your body...well pull them suckers back down and keep the good times rolling! You (the male) or your partner (the female...or whatever floats your boat) can do this. GENTLY pull the elevated members away from the body and hold firmly (NOT tightly...well unless you're into that) away from the body.
 
2.) Nip the tip!
 
Okay...so we are all familiar with the anatomy of the penis yes? Yes. okay...the vein on the bottom...see where it ends at the head of the penis? Yes? Nip it. FIRMLY...yet GENTLY. Take your thumb and squeeze right against the vein for a moment or two then get back to business, this can also be nipped with your partner's mouth (as in the act of oral sex so that you actually make it to the pussay).
 
3.) Kegals!
 
Men can do them too! Men...you know when you make your dick jump (don't act like you don't)...that muscle you use to do so is your very own pelvic muscle! And just as you expect us to do our Kegals in order to provide you with a comfy cozy place to rest your penis, we expect you to do your Kegals so we can keep your penis comfy cozy as long as possible! So do them...do them often! This aids in you being able to hold back your cum on command (not to mention will probably add in incontinence later in life).
 


Now...am I saying you'll never cum quick again? No. Not saying that. Am I saying that you'll be able to last for hours if you do this and already have a hold on not cumming quick? Nope, not saying that either...but it will HELP you...kinda like a band aid.

Go forth and be great!

3 comments:

NightFall914 said...

lol.Never a dull read.

TheBlogArtistFormerlyKnownAsYBandDL said...

First of all for me...the whole thinking of random things, doesn't exactly work, in holding off.
I think there, should be a warning to that one..."Thinking too random and far off, could lead to losing of erection"

I agree with a lot of these tips. Keep taking it out, is almost like delayed gratification, and starting all over again. It's like when you are going down on a guy and you take it out your mouth to ask '"Are you about to cum, yet?" and he replies "No, you stopped and now its going to take longer to get there."

Never heard of nip the tip, but will try it. Kegals, now for me it's easier to as you put it, "Make it Jump," when its hard. Now when it's soft another way of describing male Kegals, is that feeling of holding your pee. That feeling or muscle you use to hold your pee, when you have to go bad...well recreate that feeling of holding and releasing, even if you don't have to pee at the time.

Women...uh, Gentleman too...pull the balls regardless. Men like a good tug, not just to prevent themselves from cumming to soon. Give them a nice gentle tug...even better with your mouth. Remember I said mouth, not teeth. The keywords here are Gentle and Always!

tha unpretentious narcissist© said...

all you really gotta do is rub one out first. that is of course assuming you can get it back up. once you get that first one out, should be able to jump back in a minute.

i'm in a similar situations as dude with a long distance relationship. and i admit as soon as i see my chick it's on like i've been locked in a monastery. but it's all mental. a lot of dudes don't get chicks at that point where they're trying to bust themselves out the gate. you got all night to make it last for hours. so why not get that excited nut over with and get on with the second, third, forth, 20th..