"Why You Ova There Looking at Me..."

While YOUR girl standing here?

Let me set the scene for you my lovies...

I go up to the Wawa which is 2 minutes from the house, I gotta get some gas and 2 cups so me and my PIC Jen can pregame before hitting the club so I got on my club gear...leggings, peeptoes, a low cut shirt and a vest, I thought I looked rather snazzy for me not really trying "do it up" but then again...that's not really hard to do here, but anyway. I pull my vehicle up and park at pump 11...as I'm turning my car off I see a familar looking car, I say to myself:

"Hmm, that looks like B4N's baby momma car"

***For those who don't know who B4N is...please read this post and pretty much all post surrounding it during that time frame****

Yes...I know what his baby momma's car looks like because when we would meet...he'd be driving her car...I never was in her car, hell I never even touched the shit...but seeing as though I was fucking her man that doesn't really make a difference huh?

Anyway...back to the story.

I think the car looks familiar...so I'm getting my purse to get out the car and see a "gentleman" (I use that term loosely) exit the vehicle in question on the passenger side, as soon as I see him I chuckle lightly because it is indeed B4N, I know this without even seeing his face (after all I was fucking him for 5 months, I should be able to spot him from 20 feet right?) so I chuckle even more because I have to go in to get the cups and pay for gas which means I know he will see me not really a good look because:

1. This nigga been calling and texting my phone leaving me messages begging to come see him for months now....all of which I ignore so I know he's gonna make somewhat of a scene.





2. Since he got out of the passenger side of his baby momma's car one can use deductive reasoning (alright now) to ascertain (uh huh) that his baby's momma (well) was the driver (take em home now) driving said vehicle *shakes tambourine* (sorry...felt like taking yall to church for a minute).

But I start walking towards the inside of the gas station and I couldn't resist not taking a glance at how this check looked because I had never seen her before...only heard about her. I look at her out the corner of my eye to catch a glipse without looking obvious...and a song lyric came to mind...

"Fat, black, and ugly as ever..."

I mean I know it sound like I'm hating...but I'm not I promise you! Baby was looking slam like Scarlet takes a tumble sitting up in that car, she caught me looking just as I turned away and walked into the Wawa. I go in, get my cups and pay for my gas, B4N isn't anywhere to be found so I figure he's in the bathroom, so I figure I can make a fast break before he actually sees me...

WRONG!

Soon as I walk to exit the gas station whose standing at the door with a HUUUUUUUUGE smile on his face?

Yep...B4N, he's standing at the door holding it open, I walk toward the door, he whispers in as low a voice as possible:

"Oh my god girl, look at you...Imma holla at you soon."

He then stretches to open the second door while still holding the first, I avoid eye contact with him, I just say:

"Thanks."

And I walk outside on my way back to pump my gas.

When I walk out Precious is hitting me with the side eye of death as she smokes a cigerette (outside the car at this point) with her arms folded on top (yes on top) on her mammoth size boobs (and not mammoth sized in a good way), I walk to my vehicle to pump my gas. I guess B4N was looking at me a wee bit too hard because his baby momma made it quite apparent that she was unhappy.

"Da fuck you looking in that yellow bitch face for? Huh! You know her? You fucking her?!" -the baby momma

"Get in da car yo." -B4N

"Nah, tell me why the fuck you was looking in her face for!" -the baby momma

"Yo! Open the fucking door and get in the car!" -B4N

"Fuck you nigga you can walk!" -the baby momma

"I ain't walking a gat dayum place!" -B4N

By this time I'm laughing so hard I can barely breath so I'm not listening to anything she's saying...I hear car doors slam and then tires squeal and he's not at my car asking for my ride so I take it she let him in her car...I laugh and finish pumping my gas.