A Night Out

So I want to invite yall on a journey...

A journey to Richmond, VA...

For a fun filled night out...filled with dranks and fuggary...strap on your seat belts people cause away we gooooo....

What's wrong with this picture? The shoes...mainly those brown jokers to the left of the screen...who? What? And whyyyyyy?????

These two were getting it IN until it started getting crowded...I mean they were going so hard...why was this even a notable mention? See the picture below for a close up...

Come getcho grandma Lynn and Auntie Pearl and tell them even though the floor resembles a playing card...this is indeed NOT Bingo.

The big homey @jenartisin and the man we dubbed Overgold (after I'm gonna getchu sucker)...I told her she was going to hell because homey is obviously mentally challenged...she later said he looked like the sloth from Ice Age *stifles laughter*

Peekabo....I see you...it's ME! Forehead got Rhianna and Tyra beat...yes, yes, I know

"I can transform ya, I can transform ya" Breezy was in the house...and he was rocking a bowtie...okay, so that wasn't Chris Brown...but isn't he reminiscent of him?

Amber Rose even stopped through for a minute...I lie...but obviously that was the look she was going for...and do you see her ass? (No homo) but it's crazy...I'm jealous

I am NOT however jealous of this hoe's ass...now usually I don't label a girl a hoe unless I have evidence of such...but any bitch (and I mean that as disrespectfully as possible) that is gonna yank her dress up to show her thong and Scorpio tattoo (several times I might add) obviously has 'hoe' stamped on her fucking forehead.

"It wasn't me!" *Shaggy voice*

So can somebody tell me why homey's thermal sleeves are so short? Did he only get cold to his forearms? Did he actually buy a 3/4 length thermal and think that was hot in the streets? Did it shrink and he just said "fuck it"...so many unanswered questions...one question however I do have the answer to: Where dey do dat at? Richmond, VA would be the answer smh.

Nigga, nigga, nigga...fuck do you mean by doing this travesty here? I'm confused...and obviously so are you.

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For the moment you've been waiting for....

The Piece de Resistance of the night....

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"I don't think you ready for this jelly" *Beyonce voice*

But here goes nothing....

Yes...you are looking at an actual club patron, if I wasn't there I wouldn't have believed it myself...

Homegirl is twice the fun...titties in the front AND the back!

She so ICY! And before she posed for this pictures apparently she said, "These ain't gonna be on myspace are they?!" Nah...just all over twitter...by the way...her gold fronts...they were fangs circa Method Man 1996 (?)

Mid West's Finest huh? Well if you the finest...ma, that's not saying much.

I was gonna post some of the tweets from the night but...ehhh....I don't feel like it, it was immensely funny if you care to read you are more than welcome to scroll through my tweets.

But that's about it people...smh...this is my city...and it's inhabitants....and you thought you had it bad.