I was almost 9 (don't judge me) and I remember it was summer, I was looking for a tape to watch because nothing was on TV at the time but soap operas and I didn't want to watch that. I went into my parents room and they had all these VHS tapes at the bottom of their TV stand...I put in a couple different tapes...
A tennis match...
A football game...
The Godfather...
THEN....
I put in this tape and immediately Vanessa del Rio pops on the screen...I didn't know who it was at the time but I remember years later asking my brother who Lil Kim was referencing in one of her songs and he said:
"She's a porn star...REEEEEAL nasty."
I googled her and said "oooooh shit! that's the lady from the first porn I watched!"
Anywho...Vanessa del Rio is on the screen and she's fucking this white dude...white dude has on a strap on...he's fucking her with the strap on ANNNNND his dick at the same time...in the same hole.
I was in shock! But I couldn't tear my eyes away from the screen! And she's moaning with this deep ass voice and then I notie she had a GIANT clit (no homo) I mean that shit was huuuge! The next scene was her fucking like 10 white dudes. She's laid on some type of table and the scene was made to look like a cave of sorts...and all the dudes were wearing face masks and black cloaks...and she's fucking and sucking all of them and they are cumming all over her and I sat there like...oh my gosh...people really do this? This is NASTY! But again...couldn't tear myself away from it.
From then on I was a porn fanatic! I was watching (just watching) tapes all day everyday...then I got paranoid thinking my parents would find out, so before I would watch their tapes I would note the time on the VCR that the tape started at so I could rewind to that exact part LMAO at myself. I was meticulous.
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Meticulous protection so the parents wouldn't know. I had to do that too cuz my parents had a de-scrambler box for free pay per view in their room.(they worked for the cable Co.)
I had to make sure everything was as they left it.lol
lol..funny stuff
ooooo I'm telling!!! (LOL)
I have to look her up cuz I've never heard of her...
OH. MY. WHITE. JEEEZUSSSS
You did not see that one! Heffa that was my first one too! smh we got all kindsa shit in common, lawd lawd.
I did the rewind thing too lol!
impressive!! your meticulousness not the fact that u love porn lol! i've never heard of this chick too...weird... imna have to google her
I never heard of her either...Hmm, got some google homework tonight. Anywho my first one was at 7.lol. But I didnt go looking. My cousin was babysitting and put it on while I was in the room with her [dumbass] and told me to cover my eyes. of course I put my hands over my face and peeked thru the cracks..thus beggining my addiction. lol! Crazy!
and then Epitome was born. LOL
@Nightfall: we here! *makes motions towards eyes* gotta make sure you don't get caught so that you can continue with the festivities!
@Reese: we are ain't shit nasty bunny sisters! *insert we are family here*
@Robyn: that is HELLA funny, I imagine a 7 year old peeking through her fingers teehehehe.
@Khaki: SHADDUP YOU!
wow thats crazy. i was older than 9. lol but it wasnt much older and it wasnt by mistake it was on purpose lol. its crazy that i can remember my first time watching porn. lol. but i was never that into. i always had bad thoughts about the girls who were in porn =x
I think everybody used to rewind the tape. LOL I remember my parents used to hide them under their mattress.
It could have ended far worse. Can you imagine how you would have felt if it was actually a tape of your parents having sex?!?
That might have stunted your growth permanently!!!
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