I don’t know what it is about me…but I get a bunch of girl crushes…
Pump ya breaks doggie, I don’t get girl crushes on girls, girls get girl crushes on me. I make friends and they seem cool at first but then they flip the game on me and start acting like we go together or something.
1.) Clocking my whereabouts
2.) Getting jealous of my other friends
3.) Telling me what I should do with my life
4.) Getting jealous of men that are in my life
I have a friend who is bisexual….though she doesn’t classify herself as such, she says she’s straight…which I don’t understand because she gets down with girls…fairly regularly, but she says because she doesn’t want a relationship with a woman…but I digress…I talked to her yesterday briefly and she said:
“I called you, you didn’t call me back.” -her
Now she called me last weekend while I was in DC and I was busy so I didn’t answer…and I know it’s been a week and I hadn’t called her back but any of my friends know…I’m not a big phone person, I can not talk to a friend for weeks at a time and when I talk to them I just pick up like we talked yesterday…all my friends get that, and are fine with it, but her…nuh uh, that doesn’t fly with her.
“Oh I was in DC.” –me
“What the fuck do you live there now or something?” –her
“No…obviously not.” –me
“Why don’t you just move up there, you’re always there.” –her
“Okay…wow.” –me
“Are you fucking somebody up there?” –her
“Uhhh no.” –me
“I mean you always up there so….” –her
“I do have friends you know…some live there.” –me
“Hmm…you fucking said friends?” -her
“Da fuck kinda question is that?” –me
“I mean I don’t know what you do these days.” –her
“I think you need to fall back.” –me
“I’m just joking!” –her
“Mmmhmm.” –me
Bitch was serious…I’m not dumb…but the shit about it is, she’s not the first to do this shit…I’m certain she won’t be the last. I don’t know what it is about me that attracts these women who want to be my female boyfriend…if that’s even possible. They look to run my life like a controlling boyfriend, nobody’s tried to bust a move on my cookies though…I’ll bust a bitch ass for that, but what the fuck!?! Where do these women learn this mentality and WHY THE FUCK am I always the one who has to put up with the shit? Do I have a sign on my back that I can’t see or something?
And just like a controlling boyfriend you can’t just get rid of the crazy bitches cause they are just that…crazy bitches, I’ve had my share of crazy men…crazy women are worse because women are conniving by nature (sorry, it’s true) we are this way because we are thinkers…planners. Men just act and then reflect on how a situation could have been handled differently. Women on the other hand will plan for YEARS for revenge…so I just try to wait them out…so far that technique hasn’t worked out so well for me.
So fellas…any tips on how to get rid of crazy chicks? I need help.
5 comments:
dont hit her up. and when she eventually hits you up give her one word answers...no more than two. then go around and be seen chillin with another chickfriend ;-)
Lol I like his answer lol. Yea do that lol.
That's because we go together heffa...lmao...I had a friend like that once and I had to end it asap before it got out of hand..smh...good luck with that!
“I’m just joking!” –her. You're right, she definitely wasn't joking. I guess she thought you'd come weak and allow her to intimidate you into your mental, first, followed by your physical later. So that's how THEY do it. LOL.
Anyways, my advice: be straight up with her. Let her know what it isn't and what it isn't.
jusst tell her that you think shes thirsty and stop talking to her. nothing is better than just being upfront and honest. dont sugarcoat either
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