Man I on even know

...I promised someone I was going to do a new vlog tonight since she fell in love with my drunk vlog...but um...yeah, it ain't happening (sorry boo! don't curse me out)...I will be doing some vlogs here and there in the future because I like them...and I'm vain and like to see myself live in action lol.

Anyway, first, I'll touch briefly on Timid Ass...he text me on Monday, said:

"Hey how you"...."You looked good on Saturday"

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And that was pretty much it...and I have yet to text that ass back after that convo. And I don't plan to....he's my crush...but I'm not entertaining that shit no more....c'est la vie. Thanks for playing...good day.

In other news....

I hate my fucking job.

Let me back up....I hate THE worst fucking day.

To start...I woke up late from a NIGHTMARE! Nightmare = me marrying my ex *shivers* it was a forced marriage....but a marriage nonetheless. And I woke up 20 minutes late...Grrreeeeeeeat *tony the tiger* way to start the day right? Not so much.

I get my son up and at em for summer school and as I'm exiting my subdivision I see a gentleman on a bike...riding along...smiling (it's before 8 in the morning) swaying his head looking too damned happy for my taste...I had visions of running him down with my car...then I remembered I had my baby in the car...in addition to the fact that I don't want to be Big Keisha's girlfriend in jail...and so I chilled.

As I'm getting dressed, I get a text from my girl at work. Apparently our manager sent out an email stating that we are not to socialize at coworkers desks even during designated lunches/breaks/etc. It also went on to say "During these times you can either leave the area or sit quietly at your desk"

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Oh really now?


That's what I think of your little pissy ass email...yeah I'm in the building...yeah I'm wearing glasses, I had them summabitches on the whole day....THE WHOLE FUCKING DAY!!!! You don't want me to talk...mutha fucka don't talk to me neither humph!

So needless to say work was craptastic today. My manager said, "oooh look at you ms. rockstar with your big glasses, big earrings, and big bag"....I gave him the fakest smile of life...and he shut his ass up after that.

ALSOOOOO....I got this little friend I'm talking to...obviously he's not important since he's not been mentioned before and has no nickname...but I guess I'll give him one now...

Dimples.

Okay...so me and Dimples been talking for almost a month now...nothing serious. Just BBM chatter or whatever. So he asks me to send him some pictures...I say cool, no biggie. Pictures will be PG-13 in nature. Which I do...I tell him while I'm in the process of sending them that they are hardly sexual in nature so "don't get your hopes up"....and he said...

"so we kids now?"

SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERCH

Pump ya brakes homey...you do NOT know me like that...I have been talking to you ALMOST a month and you think you gonna get pictures of me showcasing my goodies? Oh but no...as Steve Harvey (and my BFF) say...I am a keeper fish...I'm not the sport fish that you catch, take pictures with and then throw back....no no honey, I'm the fish (seriously no pun intended there lol) that you take home with you. Sport fish will gladly send you pictures of their damn birth canal 4 seconds after meeting you...I however, was raised in a good damn home with morals and ethics and shit like that so to quote Ciara...my goodies stay in the jar.

Anywho, I polietly (trying to be cool about the situation) and told him, I wasn't comfortable with sending him more than what I sent (which are pictures that could be found on my facebook any day of the week)....and this fucker bombed on me for like 10 minutes via BBM...but he bombed on me about how much he liked me and how dare I assume that he would take the pictures and show his boys...etc....and I'm sitting at my desk...reading the messages...


fucking DYING! Laughing so hard...niggas are crazy. point. blank. period.

I seriously hope that mr. right (or at least mr. right for now) comes along soon, so tired of dealing all these frogs and toads to pass the time.

Peace n blessings loves!