Ya turnin' me off

1. Guys who text 'K'...so GHEY! Put an 'O' in front of that you panty waisted, colored contact wearing, switching when you walk friend of dorothy! When I see 'K' in a text message I imagine said guy saying "Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" and voguing and shit.
   
2. A guy saying "Sheesh" or "Geez"....I just picture a geek...and not in a sexy way.
3. Uneducated men. It may seem contrary to number two, but I LOVE geeks. Not the kind that look like they smell like cheese and moldy clothes...those geeks aren't REALLY geeks. They just seem like they are to the outside world. (Does that make sense? Probably not)
   
4. Making me your trophy.
5. Using me as a reference book. (Example: I had a dude call me to ask me where the term pints and quarts came from because he knew I would know. Also had a guy ask me to break down each utensil on a set dinner table because me educating him turned him on)
6. Cocky guys who have no reason to be cocky.
7. Liars.
8. Men who move too fast (Example: I know I met you 2 weeks ago but I really feel like you're the one)
   
9. Being unkempt: wearing pressed clothes with food stains on them and you haven't eaten anything today....you are one nasty ass nasty person if you do this.
10. Not smelling like anything. Smell good (a.k.a. cologne) is a must. If we around the house...cocoa butter yourself up please and thank you. *fun fact: one of my favorite cologne for men is Givenchy Pi...a man wearing that will get my panties nearly EVERY time*
11. Momma's boys
12. Men who don't like to date. Just because we are dating doesn't mean the courting stops.
13. Men who don't court...woo me dammit!
14. Men who don't pursue...I'm a southern "lady" and expect to be treated as such...I believe in traditional gender roles thankyouverymuch.
15. Men who don't respect their family...especially their mothers.
16. Being late (I'm late for everything....EXCEPT for dates and going out lol)
17. Cheap men

I know yall like damn is there anything this bitch does like? LOL. So I'll stop at 17