I went to the Wawa (a gas station for those who are unfamiliar) to get some blunts for mom dukes. I go in with 3 bucks.
I get to the counter, shit comes to 3.87, FML. Tell the cashier I gotta go get an extra dollar from the car and I'll be right back.
As I'm walking out...tall, fine, chocolaty brother behind me says,
"I got you ma."
*coochie contracts*
I go back to the counter
"Thank you." I say with a bat of my lashes.
"No need for thanks ma." He says, I smile a big appreciative smile. "You can give it back when we get outside."
SCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEERCH!!!!!!
Oh really now nigga? Humph, no problem, I was gonna spend the dollar anyway, but that shit made me feel like he was offering me hot doo doo on a platter. Like nigga...you couldn't just spot me a dollar? I mean....IT'S A DAMN DOLLAR!
Anywho, the cashier goes to hand me the change, I say, "Give it to him" with much attitude honey.
I walk out, go to the car and he's slam on my heels, I hand him the little pissy ass dollar and go to get in the car...this cheap bastard grabs my door.
"So I'm saying ma, can I get that number and call you sometime? Take you out or something?"
Man I frowned so hard you would have thought maggots was coming out his damn nostrils.
You cannot spot me a dollar....4 fucking quarters....and you gots the nerve...no....the fucking AUDACITY to ask for my number? HA! Matter of fact, HA HA HA HA!
"Nah." -I say and go to close the door again but he holds it.
"Why not?" -He asks like I was crazy for turning him down.
"I got a man." -I say with a roll of my eyes and try to close the door again, again he holds it.
"I can be your friend." -He says with a smile
"I got enough of those, thanks for the dollar." -I say and slam the door.
I see him sucking his teeth outside but accepting defeat nonetheless as I put my car into reverse and back the fuck out the space.
Niggas these days Lawd....I swear fo cheese.
11 comments:
*Dead*...nigga was supposed to buy ur dutchies then asked "when can we get together for a session?"...amateurs.
Dude was so close... all he had to do was take it easy. I bet he's still thinking about what he did wrong.
Stories like this kill me, love...
Minista!!!! minista. Thats what im sayin. first thing homeboy was supposed to do is make a common bond(i smoke weed too) and find out where the weed going(by offering to by them dutches and then politic).. But all and all u supposed to let a sista ride wit tha buck - but you didnt have to click clack all the way back to the whip. If it was me, we'd be smokin lol.. Funny shit -Q.
pardon my interruption but why females nowadays act like a nicca owe them something especially if the nicca dont know you from a whole in the wall,how?you going get mad because he wanted his dollar back,he probaly wanted to save you the trip of back and forth you cant appreciate that,and you said you had the biggest chesse grin on your face prior to catching feelings over a dollar he might of thought that was a invite to try and holla and get to know what was behind the beatiful smile of yours.
p.s.your blog is good reads,but you just too mean to be so damn cute lol.
@Bella, Min, K, and Q- My sentiments EXACTLY!!!!!
@Anonymous-numero uno, I don't like being grouped "females, bitches, women, etc" I'm just Epitome, nobody like me so I don't fit into a category...just a pet peeve of mine. Numero dos, I hardly think anybody owes me anything except for what I bequeath unto them. But you only get one time to make a first impression, and his sucked. I don't like cheap men, it is a HUGE turn off. Frugal is one thing...cheap is quite another. It was one dollar. Not five. Not ten. Just one. I give homeless people...I give charity more than that. A dollar is NOTHING. His actions showed me that he is cheap. Point, blank, period. No further discussion needed, I spoil my men in EVERY way possible, mentally, emotionally, financially, sexually, etc. And him not being able to spot me one measly little dollar showed me that him having my number would be a waste.
And yes, I'm mean as shit, some people call me a bitch...others see it as knowing what I will and will not stand for. Either way it's no matter to me :shrugs shoulders: I yam what I yam. :-) But I certainly appreciate you stopping by my blog and leaving your thoughts. You're welcome here anytime!
yea he was lame, so boo to him but he missed out so oh wells. Somehow he thought asking for his change back would strike up a conversation. He should have said he was joking when u went to give it back to him. But it's was a dumby.
Maaan dude was supposed to keep it moving real cool like and leave. then come back like.. I aint bout to punk out on something like this.. sup ma.
coulda been nibblin sugar walls post haste.
yeah you right i shouldn't categorize all females as the same,different strokes for different folks,i dont know you and damn sure aint judging,u know what you like in the opposite sex i was just playing devils advocate thats all didn't mean to come off disrespectful or anything and i will frequent your page often to see were that crazy brain thinking from time to time lol.
p.s keep it cool how you be cooling;}.
You didn't come off as disrespectful, we here at "My Thoughts" welcome ALL feedback/comments/views even if I don't agree.
PS: I keep a clean place here, so if you gonna be hanging around, pick up after yourself! :0)
lmao... that was slick what you mean by that though,clean up behind myself?
Just keep my shit clean LOL, generally speaking.
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