This is NOT West Virginia

My cousin scares me in a Chris Hansen "To Catch a Predator" kind o way...

My cousin is my age, we are third cousins...by blood, not by marriage mind you. And I have always thought he was...a little off :-/

I told all my friends, and my immediate family that I think he's in love with me. No one really believed me, everyone thought I was overreacting, but I know what I felt...and that dude creeps me out.

Then a series of events occurred that made people start to believe me.

1. My friend said he used to always stare at me in the club
2. I myself, caught him staring at my breasts in the club
3. My friend said he grabbed my ass in the club

And then...this past weekend...he lays it on the line.

I go to a club, he happens to end up there as well. He says he's going to walk me to my car because I had drove by myself up there and he didn't want me to walk all far alone. So we get to my car, he gets in and I drive him to his car. He gets out, grabs his cell phone and says...

"Let me see which girl house I can go over."

"Eeew, you need to leave them dirty girls alone."

"Well...I mean I can't do nothing with you."

"Da fuck?!"

"Cause if we wasn't related...it'd be on!"

I burned rubber getting out of there! Came home and showered...and scrubbed and cried like "The Crying Game".

Okay, I didn't scrub and cry....but I DID shower.

Gives me the heebie jeebies!

And on that note...I leave you with some "To Catch a Predator" clips