Last night was fun...drank a bottle of wine to myself. Left the house drunk as a skunk. Went to the bar...drunk some more (for free)...went to another spot...partied a bit...drank some more (for free)...saw an old "flame" <---notice the quotes...he steady flapping his gums about how we should hook up again.
HAHA nigga....negatory on that.
Took my mom out for lunch today...see a guy on a motorcycle. He has LONG dreds. Like he's damn near sitting on them. THIS woman I call my mother says, super loud:
"FAG!" -Her
"Ma...what was that for?" -Me
"All that hair...he's a fag." -Her
More "Momisms" from the day:
"I want a motorcycle..." -Me
"Anything else you wanna tell me?" -Her
"Huh? What you mean?" -Me
"I mean...you like to shoot guns and ride motorcycles...next you're gonna tell me you like pussy!" -Her
"I said it once, I'll say it twice, your baby daddy is a BITCH ASS BITCH!"
After seeing an old woman with a gang of chin hair....
"OH...MY...GOD! Looks like chewbacca and a wooly mammoth had a baby!"
That woman is crazy...
5 comments:
I NEED TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR MOMS ASAP HAHA
i love yo momma!
she reminds me of my moms.. always got something to say and the shit is always pure comedy.
I can't take her nor my son in public...they have no barrier. Just say whatever the hell they feel like saying. Yall don't wanna kick it with that lady...she's crazy
hahahaha! i havent been here in a while (damn twitter) ur mom is funny as hell lmao
i don't know ur mom but i love her! hahaha!!! her and my aunt could get along perfectly...maybe???
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