So...you meet a man whose pockets are heavier than Gabourey Sidibe's thighs and he's checking for you...SCORE...but now what?
**insert Jeopardy music here**
You gonna live off of him? Walking in any store and grabbing whatever you want and being part of the in crowd is fabulous indeed...but you else are you going to do outside of that?
You'll probably make the mistake all women in your position make and do nothing more than shop and get around on your man's pass...then all of a sudden one day you end up looking like the chick from the Oran 'Juice' Jones video...
Look at her...hair all fucked up, pink polka dot high water pants, faded ass shirt...this could be your future if you don't plan accordingly.
I know what you're thinking...
"My man ain't going no where, I've hooked my big fish for the long run!"
WAKE UP CALL!!!Men love new playthings and just like cars there are always new models with updated features waiting on the showroom floor to be taken home and driven until the wheels fall off (or the warranty runs out...whatever comes first) so just like with your car, your phone, hell...just like with your life...you gotta have some insurance!
School...a trade...a business...a service...SOMETHING!
We women have the lips, hips, and dips that men will push a pretty penny on to be near as obvious by the fact that prostitution is the worlds oldest profession...but don't put a pricetag on your poonanny baby cakes because even pussy can go stale.
4 comments:
*DEAD* @ the Dr Seuss image.....
@Nightfall: yes! a little piece of my soul died when I saw that
@Mz. Jones: I wasn't lmao. I do them over the weekend and set them for random times so they will be ready for you all like Christmas presents :-) I'm a hood santa claus n shit
yea i always tell a chick i'm dating to have a plan b. errr..not that kinda plan b. lol. but i'm saying. i always tell a chick when i'm dating her..if we get serious. know i wanna take care of you. and if we get married i will. but if you're in school, do you. if you gotta make decisions about your career, do you. always take care or yourself, because in the end you want to be able to stand on your own. that way no one, not even me can knock you down where you can't stand back up again.
@Unpretentious: I'm sure you keep the other plan b's on stand by too lol! Women are so famous for becoming their man's 'employee' so to speak...then he leaves and she's left wondering 'what do I do know'...sad because in alot of cases they had enough time to get it together but were too busy running up in Guci and Prada
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