For those of you who don't follow me or don't have twitter I figured I'd share with you a few jewels I dropped this past week...if you do follow me on twitter and have seen these tweets...so what, it's nothing like a good repeat...enjoy :-)
- "You got a Z cup! Do you put deodorant under your titties?" ....these are real life questions I receive
- If your "perfume" costs 12.00, you're not wearing perfume...that's water and vanilla extract...the imitation kind
- "You got a really attractive voice you know and Ive talked to you a couple times I was wondering if I could get your number?"
- I'm at work sir! This is not 1-800-dial a date!
- Im saying though...treat your kids better, you take care of them now but your ass gonna be old 1 day and they'll be picking your nursing home
- End up putting your ass in shady pines where they change your pamper once a week and kick your ass 7 days a week
- I work customer service at a financial institution...let me tell you about some of my coworkers...
- A blind lady sits across from me...yes she does customer service too...how? I don't right likely know
- One chick does her make up and hair (curling iron n all on her desk) before she leaves everyday...
- An old lady who is about to retire so she talks to customers any ole kinda way "Well what do you want? Make up your mind." -her
- One chick got soooooo much shit in/around her cube that I'm convinced she's a hoarder and refuse to eat her potluck dishes
- One chick mispronounces so many words on every call I have no fucking idea how she still has a job talking to the public
- I look around and say to myself...what did HR see in me that they saw in them...it depressed me a lil lol
- I think the drive thru should function like an express lane...if you're ordering a feast please walk your ass inside
- Am I to assume someone who wears the same outfits every week, week after week after week is washing their clothes every week...
- Or just putting on dirty clothes again and again? I'm wondering because i don't know what to think about this person in question
- Yes I know its cold outside...but I'm inside...so what's the logic behind me drinking a milkshake now being "weird"?
- You can put ice in your beverages, wear short sleeves, skirts/dresses, etc when its cold out but I drink a milkshake and I'm judged
- That's all for lunch time thoughts with Beigey. Go to my blog for more and remember folks...
- Opinions are like assholes...everyone's got one and some are really shitty. I LOVE YOU GOODNIGHT!
- I know I shouldn't covet...but I covet you Remy hair and I miss you on my head
- This AM my son told me "I need some personal space" I grabbed him by his shirt and told him when he gets a job he can have personal space
- Personal space aint free lil nigga!
- He need to stop hanging with them white kids at school...making him think he got rights n shit
- Children are indentured servants...at least mine is anyway
- @DrBoondoc children's jobs include: school, changing channels on the TV, getting drinks from the kitchen, and entertaining company
- White kids stage a revolt against their parents and win. Black kids try that shit and end up losing teeth @Naturally1908
- I don't do foursquare because Ive had real life stalkers and I don't need to give no crazy folk cheat codes to find me
4 comments:
Your a mess lol. But its cool.
@TrueOmegaNexus ;) Follow if you like.
yeeeeah.. you ain't shit! & i love you for it!
ps. I love that we share the "2 mickey fickies are..." on our blogs!
Okay, so I been schooled today and I thanks ya fuh it LOL! Nah really though. I don't do my Twitter really and that's just because I don't know what the hell to put there. I tend to lean toward my blog. But NOW I have an idea! Thanks, Chica...
"One chick does her make up and hair (curling iron n all on her desk) before she leaves everyday"... This one is either super in love with her dude and wants him to see her the way she left that house that morning. OR...she's going to meet her boothang all the while tellin' her dude that she had to work late. Either way, it's suspect. Not sayin' that she can't look good after work, just that it seems a lil' ODD LOL! Can't be mad at her though!
"One chick mispronounces so many words on every call I have no fucking idea how she still has a job talking to the public" ...that's one of them "it's not WHAT you know, but WHO you know type of situations.
"Am I to assume someone who wears the same outfits every week, week after week after week is washing their clothes every week... " Oh my God! I sure hope so!
"I know I shouldn't covet...but I covet you Remy hair and I miss you on my head"...Priceless LMAO!
@Nightfall: I know...but as we discussed people who are a mess are the most fun!!!!!
@Dearly: what can I say...it's a gift! I didn't even realize you had mickey fickies too! I'm slipping on my pimping!
@Traci: LOL! I don't know what I did but you'se sholl is welcome!
I love Remy hair...I love to rub it against my face and style it on my head and brush it...Remy hair is like a pet to me...do I have a problem with weave?
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