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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Yo Momma Didn't Name You That....


This shit on Facebook (smh)...truthfully I could go on and on and on about shit that happens on Facebook that annoys me, but this 'emergence' if you will of this new trend has to be high on my list of reasons why I hate black people and facebook and even doubly so...why I hate black people on Facebook.

Middle Names.

No...I'm  not talking Angela Tiffany Harlowe or something of that nature...I'm talking...

Tyshaun Hard in the Paint Gibson....

Jennifer DaBestHeEvaHad Newton...

Yolanda ShittinOnYouHoes Whitiker...

I know good and damned well that not one of your mother's has named you some ole cooning ass coon shit like that...granted you may have a fuckered up middle name like...Quatashia or Tyrelliqua or some other shit like that but you couldn't control that if that were the case...you adding these sayings as middle names makes you look like one thing and one thing only...



A stupid monkey.

It's kinda like a big obese woman putting on shorts...nobody says anything to her but everyone snickers and laughs behind her back...all the while she strutting like she is THE. SHIT.

If you're guilty of this...let this be your warning....you look like an idiot.

8 comments:

Ice Cold said...

I have to agree. It's a lot of ignorance on facebook. What happened is all the kids from Myspace discovered fb and not it's ruined.

I sometimes like my music ignant, but not my internet. It's a shame.

Monique said...

I thought that middle name thing was a custom code until I notied EVERYONE doing it. Facebook needs to change it's name to Idiotbook. I swear, that site is basically going to be demise of relationships, life and people as we know it. They do too much over there. Shoot, I just go for the games anyway.

DianaBoss said...

FB is so hood. I knew it was time to leave it alone when when certain people mentioned their FB pages and I was like "For real... you're on FB?"

And the first time I saw that middle name ish I was DONE!

Krissy said...

reason #3726463882 why i never joined FB and never plan to. I'm good. IT will soon go " out of style" like myspace has and then people will be on to the "next time". I'm good on jumpin on the next networking bandwagon.

Epitome said...

@Ice LOL @ ignant music *whispers* I do too

@Monique that's why I keep my friends on there to a minimum, I have only one friend (and she's a lil hood rat...but I love her) that has her middle name as that bullshit

@DaBossBitch I left FB alone for awhile and came back and lawd now the inmates got FB pages...turribul

@Krissy now that I've shrunk down my friends list its not as bad...I used to approve whoever but then realized there was no reason to have 500 some odd friends, most of whom I don't know

@Jazzy girllllll I feel your pain, I truly do

Unknown said...

lmfaoooooo.

bkashawna said...

lmbo. i was just saying this shit to someone yesterday. lol. then we got into talking about how people tYpEz LiKe ThIIIssss. and all that while bs lol. great post.

NightFall914 said...

Yeah I'm not a fan of that trend but I wont speak down on Myspace only because "when it was hot" I'm sure we all had Myspace pages (some of us myself included still have them but their simply inactive).

The internet works in waves...humans cant help themselves.......