Ladies...we've all been approached by a guy, we hit em with
"I'm married, I got a boyfriend, I'm seeing somebody" etc and they always come back with something like...
"I'm not trying to talk to your man ma I'm trying to talk to you"
"You can't have friends?"
"I got a girlfriend so we even"
"It's not even like that, you can have your man call me I'll tell him it's not even like that, I just think you real cool." (Yes...that is a true line from some dude in the club).
This *points to the text above* was going to be the whole topic of the blog....UNTIL this weekend...I went to visit SunshineStar and took Banks with me...we (me, sunshinestar, and banks) go to friend's birthday party...we (me, sunshinestar and banks) see a "gentleman" walk onto the deck where we are jovially enjoying our alcoholic beverages and out comes Souljah Boy 2.5. Dude had on a white tea, white cargo shorts and white glasses with the 3D lenses in....
Okay so Souljah Boy 2.5 obviously saw me there with Banks straight cuffin/bunned up/boo loving/cupcaking (whatever you wanna call it)...now we (me, Sunshinestar, and Banks) are leaving the party...walking to the car...still jovial n shit heading to Lux. Souljah Boy 2.5 (according to Banks cause I don't know who said it) yells out in the direction of our little trio and says...
"I like thick girls"
Now...both Sunshinestar as well as myself are thick girls...Souljah Boy could have been talking to my girl Sunshinestar...but the fact that we were with a gentleman should have altered his colorful commentary...either way (even if Banks wasn't there) the colorblind mutha fucker was rude...
Later in the evening me, Sunshinestar, and Banks end up at Lux...all having a grand time hitting em with the flex and drinking n all that shit...
"You so fucking disrespectful! Don't touch me!" -me sassying ole boy
"If this was a couple years ago, we would have had a serious problem tonight, but that's the old me." -Banks later in the car.
Either way, Banks was none to thrilled with the dudes we came into contact with that night and who could blame him. I myself was completely flabbergasted, I know women are famous for the "push up even though he's with somebody" technique but I didn't know men do it too.
8 comments:
Men are masters at that, I have had it happen to me on more than one occasion and i have witnessed it over and over again. It just takes the right lion hearted dude to do it and trust me here in DC its lot of those ole disrespectful selves.
:raises hand to speak: When in da fuck did the Punkie Brewster mix n match shoe game come back in style? I'll wait. Conclusion: the two-toned glasses fucked up his vision and he though all three of yall were girls.
:raises hand again: Dude in the club was deadasswrong. Devils advocate time: He couldve assumed that Banks wasnt your boyfriend and you two were just hanging out with a homeboy. I saw a bunch of chicks hanging out with a random dude but couldnt tell if they were together or "together". Either way- he shouldnt have touched you. My guess is that it was the same dude on the 3rd floor that swiped my vagina as I walked by. SMH
:raises hand again: Banks is a cutie pie and how may biscuits do i have to eat to get a butt like yours??? :Drops mic:
First I hate Khaki for changing her icon to that damn little person...
next...If tell Khaki how biscuits to eat you better share that info with me too because I want a booty!! *sobs*
and last who do i need to contact to get that pillow that ole girl is laying on...that is about as close as I probably will get to laying up with a man *sobs again* I was going to put my views on the weekend but since I was there and saw it all i feel it is no need!!! *bbm smiley face*
LMAO at Soulja Boy 2.5!!!
these little boys have no tact these days. You see me with a guy, why would you even bother? And shout out to Banks for handling it like a gentleman and not going ape on that kid.
LMAO at Soulja Boy 2.5!!!
these little boys have no tact these days. You see me with a guy, why would you even bother? And shout out to Banks for handling it like a gentleman and not going ape on that kid.
LMAO at Soulja Boy 2.5!!!
these little boys have no tact these days. You see me with a guy, why would you even bother? And shout out to Banks for handling it like a gentleman and not going ape on that kid.
@sunshine- thats my cousin- or at least me and Uncle K are about 98% sure. LOl... and i swear i didnt even notice that pillow person. I remember those
lol..dudes are disrespectful like that. that's on some.."you gonna think i'm fly cause i'm gonna pull you from your man, while you with your man" shit.
i once had a dude come up to me and a chick and ask to sit with us. then ask me if chick was my mom. on some sly shit. like..my mom? you couldn't have said sister. you couldn't have said friend. why she gotta be my mom bro?...neither one of us knew how to take it. me be offended he was saying she looked too old for me (when she was older than me). or her being offended he was saying she looked old enough to be my mom. dunno..shit was crazy.lol #random
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