"B4N"
Remember him? My jumpoff from last year...well I can't really call him a jumpoff cause we did chill from time to time but there was no way a relationship between he and I would ever pop off but anyway, for the past month or so I had been telling Sunshinestar how I hadn't heard from him in a while which was beyond odd because he always touches base with me even though I shot him down when he asked me to be his girl. We were friends before we started doing the horizontal Macarena and we are friends after...so I started calling his phone...it was off...not unusual, decided I would try again in a week...and I did...still off...decided I would again try in a week...still off. This went on for almost 2 months...at this point I'm worried. "I hope he's alright" I told Sunshinestar once a week. Then one day out the blue I see an 866 number flash on my phone. I press ignore and go on about my day...about an hour later I see my indicator light flashing, see I have a voicemail, I click my youmail icon and listen...
"For rate information press 1..........You have a collect call from....B4N....to accept the charges press 1...."
Awww po lil tink tink...well least I know he's okay now. He called me back some SHIT of times begging ass begging and pleading ass pleading for me to pick up the phone. Nah bruh bruh, I don't need em I'll let da welfare feed em. Call your scarlet takes a tumble looking baby momma to accept your charges cause I'm not the one for it.
2 comments:
lemme find out he was looking for you to put money on his greendot card. :hangs head in shame because i know what a greendot card is:
i was about to say...>NooOOo
don't accept the charges. my stupid uncle called the police on his girlfriend for stealing his van. then accepted her call when she called him from jail. then her ass kept calling him everyday expecting him to be her phone buddy. he was like, "i didn't mind talking to her, but her ass need to pay me back for this collect calls..." lol
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