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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

When to Say When

Today class we will discuss...



Cornrows.

Now at 17 I said, "I want a boyfriend with cornrows"....and I got one, and all was well and good in the land of Eptiome...we procreated together and lived in the same house doing the family thing...and as the years rolled by I had a question that I posed to my former lover became more and more frequent...

"When you gonna cut your hair?"

At 26 he did...by then we weren't together and I truthfully could have cared less, but was glad to see when he and I went to PTA meetings we wouldn't be looking all A Hustler's Wife-ish.

There comes a time when you have to just give it up and turn it loose a la En Vogue, I mean seriously who wants to be 60 with cornrows?



Well I mean besides Charlie Wilson....



Look at that dumb shit...looking like stitches in his hair smh. Glad he realized that that wasn't a good look for him.

I do think 25 is the golden age, you need to just give it up at that point, you had a good run, time to hang up your toys and grab a briefcase now buddy boy. Well unless you have a receeding hairline before you hit 25...



You need to cut the braids as soon as your hairline starts looking like a cul-de-sac



If it's THAT serious for you to have hair...get locs instead.

2 comments:

bkashawna said...

you aint never lied. what them old dudes with gray hair who be having braids lol. if only they knew what chicks were thinking about them lol.

tha unpretentious narcissist© said...

i'm saying i think some chicks should give up the braided styles too. when you only got 3 strands of hair, wearing it long is no longer an option.

for a man or woman.