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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Woman Law Wednesdays

Thou shall not judge a man's cuteness at less than 10 paces.

"She's a monet."

"A what?"

"You know, a monet, like the painting, far away it's not that bad, but up close it's just a big ole mess!"

1 comment:

tha unpretentious narcissist© said...

lol..that's cool. i can understand that.

the same way "thou should never judge a chick till she turn around". like a full 360. cause she can look sexy from the back. sexy from the front. sexy from one side. then turn around and you see she got a swollen hippopotamus hip on the other side.