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Friday, May 14, 2010

WWAMD

I've decided to try and incorporate a new outlook into my life...

Remember WWJD (what would jesus do)

Well...I'm going with WWAMD (what would a man do)



We as women make things so complicated with our thoughts and feelings and whatnot yet men keep it simple.

Women thoughts: "If it's not black then it could be blue...or pink...or green...or apricot!"

Man thoughts: "If it's not black..it's white."

Women thoughts: "I want this dress in magenta and fuschia but they're $100.00...what should I do?"

Man thoughts: "Both of the dresses are pink, pick one and let's go."

Women thoughts: "I wonder what I can do to get Craig to like me...maybe a nice card..."

Man thoughts: "Fuck em, Feed em, and be quiet and Craig will like you alot."

See! It's way more simple to think like a man....from now on I will try to incorporate this in my life...I'll let yall know how it works out for me.

1 comment:

tha unpretentious narcissist© said...

true, true. especially the last one.