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Okay...today's topic kiddies iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis................

Douching.

Thou shall not douche ladies! I know you thinking....

"Nuh uh! You gotta douche to clean the puss!"

Let me tell you something chick-a-dees...I've douched all of **does math in my head** two times in my whole life...the last time was years ago in my adolescence....and I have a coo coo that smells like roses!

Okay...not roses...it smells like nothing actually...so I've been told and so I'm personally aware of...oh so yall never did the finger swipe before? Yeah fuck all that I finger swipe all the time and if you not finger swiping you need to get familiar with it.

****finger swiping = swiping a finger on your cooch and smelling your finger to make sure you right...think 8th grade boys when they finally fingered a chick...they always smelled their fingers...most men I know STILL do that to this day...men in there 30's****

Anywho...back to douching...thou shall not douche ladies. It is unnecessary...a HEALTHY vagina cleans itself. Key word in that sentence...healthy. If you have a foul/fishy/undetermined odor emitting from your pussay...forcing water and vinegar into your lady regions is not...I repeat NOT going to take that odor away. Get thee ass to a gynocologist at once because you need antibiotics chile.

More reasons why you shouldn't squash squash up in your cookie jar...

1. Increased risk of STI's...According to Dr. Sten H. Vermund of Vanderbilt University School of Medicine, "Douching is a harmful activity because it disrupts the healthy vaginal microorganisms and enables STIs to take hold."
2. It increases risk of infection. Douching flushes away the natural bacteria and organisms known as your vaginal flora. If your lady business comes in contact with other bacteria, it can lead to infections such as bacterial vaginosis. It can also introduce new bacteria into the vagina, which can spread up through the cervix, uterus, and fallopian tubes.
3. Women who douche regularly have a 73 percent greater risk for developing pelvic inflammatory disease (PID). If left untreated, this can lead to infertility in women or even death.
4. Your vagina is a self-cleaning organ.
5. If you feel the need to douche because the smell below your belt seems foul or wrong then it's not douche you need, it's a visit to the gyno. A strong odor can be an indication that you have an infection, and if you douche, it could cause more irritation, discharge, and pain.

So ladies...leave the douche on the shelves...look next to it and invest in the Summer's Eve feminine wash instead and stop rinsing the coo coo off with that bath and body works which is formulated for your body and not your poo poo. The vagina needs to keep a certain Ph level in order to remain healthy and clean itself and that soap that you're using that is not made to be used on your sensitive quilted pockets.