(Pic courtesy of: www.theybf.com)Trina is my girl...when I'm feeling like I'm the shit, I throw on some Trina...when I'm walking in the club...the intro to the baddest bitch comes on in my head...but them toes hanging all over the front of yo shoes is not pimping my nigga.
Your outfit is banging and the glasses are KILLING IT. But I hear nothing but brakes screeching when I get down to your toes...everybody is not meant to wear open toe shoes...and since your toes is looking an awful lot like fingers, I'm gonna say you're one of them. I still love you though girl, but as a fan, I figured I'd let you know the real deal. It's a girl that works with me that has this problem...but hers is WORST...I literally saw her toes dragging on the floor...THE BITCH WAS WEARING A PLATFORM SHOE AND HER TOES WERE ON THE FLOOR!!!!! You knew good and damn well when you brought them shits they was not yo damn size!
(Click the pic to see the toes in full effect)
(Pic courtesy of www.theybf.com)Dear Dream,
I love your music...truly I do...however if I see another picture of you with your shirt AND your hat off...at the same time...I will be forced to cut you to the white meat. My heart cannot take the receding hairline AND the man teets you got going on. You are not the 'Radio Killa' but also an eye killa with this one.
Sincerely,
The woman you blinded
I want this bitch hair...it will be mine...my search begins today.
(Pic courtesy of www.Bossip.com)Mike Vick has been released today...wish he was coming to my house with his fine ass...I'd give him a welcome home unlike the world has ever seen before.
(Pic courtesy of www.Bossip.com)Allen Iverson gotta pay like 250g's to some dude cause his bodyguard beat him up...and good ole A.I. just sat and watched. I remember when I used to love this fool cause my BD look like him...now he gets the side eye.
I'm random...yeah I know.It's what I do
3 comments:
From the perspective of someone with a severe foot fetish...she needs to be tied to a tree and beat with a bag of glass for that display.
I HOWLED with laughter at this...but I am in full agreement with you.
something about Trina does just make you think your the shit, I agree w you. I always throw her cd in when Im going somewhere or even just getting dressed. My boyfrnd hates it so I make sure to blast it when he's in the car.
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