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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Friends...How many of us have them

I came to a realization last week...

Girls friends can be grouped into categories. Men don't normally have this "issue" if you will because they usually have only one type of friend. But girls...we have categories that we group friends into. At least I have found this to be true for all the girls I meet.

1.) The 'All Purpose' Friend- The bestie or BFF. You can do anything with this friend, whereas the other friends are grouped and you only do certain things which will be discussed further the all purpose friend can do any and all things. Your all purpose friend knows 100% of you and all your secrets.

2.) The 'Club' Friend- The friend who you party with quite simply. When you are going out you know the club friend is going to be your "+1" (or +2 if the all purpose friend is accompaning). The club friend will get along well with the hood rat friend.

3.) The 'Hood Rat' Friend- The friend who you do "hood rat" shit with like drinking till you can't stand and hooking up with random guys. The friend who does all types of hood rat shit that you sometimes frown upon but the friend who will not frown upon you when you do hood rat shit like.....i don't know....have sex in cars...I mean...just for instance you know?

4.) The 'Bougie' Friend- The friend you do "bougie" type activities like drinking wine, watching chick flicks, going to museums...shit like that. The hood rat friend and the bougie friend would NEVER get along.

5.) The 'Coworker' Friend- The friend from work, people at work would think yall are besties because in all actuality yall are! You break together, you lunch together, you talk about other people at work together. But you rarely talk outside of work.

6.) The 'Mom' Friend- You have this friend if you have kids. You do mom stuff together like school shopping, taking the kids to the park, going to kiddie birthday parties

2 comments:

Bella said...

you know what thats really so true!! we all have those types of friends lol

but to answer ur question, i havent installed the pole yet. i didnt realize that once u install it, its pretty much permanent. i thought i'd be able to unscrew the pole and put it away til i wanna use it again, but nope. i even need a power drill to install it in my floor! so im tryina figure out where exactly i can put a "fitness pole" that i wont have to explain to everyone who comes over lol. so its been leaning against my wall for 2 months :(

Anonymous said...

RT all those categories are so true. But your rt you can definitely never let the hood rat & bougie friend meet.