Blogging
How fucking lame is that? I mean don't get me wrong, I love blogging. However, I enjoy dancing and drinking and getting my skank on (I think I got that from Karrie B...but I can't fully remember...if so...props to Karrie B :-)) by rubbing my southern ass on somebody's son a lot more.
Right now, I really want to fight my club friend in her face...all about her forehead and chin straight Breezy style. I text this heffa and she told me she was in the bathroom and would call me when she got out...which doesn't make sense now that I think about it cause bathroom shinnnanigans have never been an issue..which leads me to think she's probably laid up with the ex whom I LOATHE! I will blog about him at a later date. Anywho, I text her and call her several times to which she does not reply therefore ruining my saturday night out. I text her while writing this...message reads:
"You suck at life...I hope you nick your cooch on a rusty razor while shaving"
Too harsh?
In other news...My friends keep telling me how I should open up my spectrum of men I will date because even though yall dog me out, act a fool and get on my nerves...I love my black brother. But today an opportunity presented itself so I decided to let go and experience some new ish...
I get a message on facebook from an old coworker of mine, everything starts out normally enough, you know do the whole catch up thing...
Where do you work? Oh yeah? I work here. Yeah things are good...blah, blah, blah
Then all of a sudden (quite smoothly I might add) he asks for my number...
Hmm...what to do, what to do...he's Pakistani...and I'm not...what to do, what to do.
"Sure, you can call me, my number is 804-***-****"
I'm scurr yall...I know it shouldn't be a big deal like I'm making it but when he says things like, "you're sexy...you're fly" etc...I find myself freezing up.
Maybe I should think about all the cake he making...man works for a fortune 200 company and owns a subway (lol, yes a subway)...and he seems nice.
Oh and earlier I was feeling real Paula Deanish (love her) and decided to make some buffalo chicken dip...that ish was the BOOOOOOOOOOOMB
Yes...I do care about presentation...and yes...that is grape Koolaid, don't be hating.
Au revior biyatches!
1 comment:
aaaaahhhh buffalo chicken dip?!?! *drooling* omg send me the recipe girl i swear on my life that i would soooooo be be drinkin grape kool aid with that shit too!!
for real send me the recipe: leen81@gmail.com lmao
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