I have such a love/hate relationship with my Blackberry! I love that it is a little computer in my pocket with the capability of keeping up with my finances, appointments, my friends, etc....but sometimes that bitch ack up!
I always yell out some ghetto nickname for when my Blackberry acts up...usually it starts with a B...
Bonquiqui....Bonifa...Boujetta....Barackeisha...
But last week I decided to give her (I don't know why its a her but it is...all my electronics are) a permenant name....
I present to you:
LATARIAN
"Epitome...where da fuck did you get that name from?" <-----you question me
Well my love....do you all remember the 7 year old little boy that stole his grandmother's truck and proceeded to run over and into all types of shit? The most memorable part of the interview with the little boy was when he said "I just wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend." THAT is why....I always say Latarian wants to do hoodrat stuff with her friends when she starts acting up (showing me that dreaded hourglass, freezing up, shutting down without me telling her to). If you didn't see that TV clip with the real Latarian, fear not, I have included it here for your viewing pleasure.
The same day I dubbed my Blackberry Latarian, I changed my name on BBM...
Duncan Hines
That's me!!!
"Why da fawck is yo name Duncan Hines fo?" <----you questioning me in a hood rat voice
A friend of mine I've known **does math in my head** 6 years or so used to call me that...said my booty looked like two pieces of duncan hines yellow cake lmaooooooo...too funny not to share.
5 comments:
Lol @ MzauNatural alter ego MyChaniqua
this is Troy's bff...they always acting up together! Shout out to us naming everything we own...almost
OoOoOo this is how my Blackberry was acting on Friday and I swear I wanted to throw it across the bridge into the water so it could drown....that's just how pissed off I was with this phone. It kept restarting itself for no good damn reason as soon as I was in some juicy convo with someone too!
Lol I Know What U Mean About The Blackberries...I Def Left U Guys And Got Me A HTC Android Phone Recently. But Oooo Honey Child That Laterian Fella Wud Have Got His Azz Kicked If I Was His Grandma, Bump The Police.
And when will we get to see an image of that booty??
I name everything! It's good to see other do too, I thought I was the only weird person who had a name for blackberry Terri, My Cars are Diva and Diezell lol now I see this I might be a little crazy for naming everything :o/
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