My ladies gonna really feel me on this.
Hell my fellas might too.
You meet a dude (or chick), you hit it off, you exchange numbers, you talk/text for awhile, smile everytime you here/see the notification for a message/call coming through from them...then it happens...
Shorty hits you with a deal breaker...
"I got 4 kids and 6 baby mommas"..."I got 11 kids and don't know where none of dey daddies is."I sell dope"..."I got a 3 inch penis"..."I got a 12 inch clit"..."I'm a man"..."I'm a woman"..."Yeah I love getting my dick sucked...especially from a man, jaws are stronger"...
The list goes on and on...
Either way you want them out of your life and out of your phone STAT
You change their name in your phone...
Crazy Ass Nigga...Dumb Ass Bitch...Hoe Ass Dude...Gay Ass Bitch...Lil Dick Larry...Scrub Ass Nigga (company: Scrub Niggas Entertainment)........oh so I'm the only one that does this? Okay, I know yall use this one though...
DO. NOT. ANSWER. or IGNORE
Yeah...Epitome gotcha there bitches!
**does a happy dance/skip around your chair a la a leprechaun who just found a pot of gold**
And for days...weeks...months...they keep calling...they keep texting...
"Hey what's up"...."Hey what's going on"...."Haven't heard from you in awhile"...."What's up? Where you been"...."You ignoring me or something?"...."Okay, I can take a hint, you couldof at least hit me and told me what was up" <---all text messages that have gone ignored
"I'm saying though we can't work this out?" <---the scraggler last ditch effort even though all previous forms of contact have been ignored.
Why does this happen? I mean, for me personally if I text or call someone and they don't return my call, that's the last they hear of me...I can't tell you how many times I've called/text someone and they didn't call/text me back and 3 days later I'm getting a call/text from them...
"Where you been? I haven't heard from you."
Yeah buddy, I can say the same to you. Epitome chases NO nigga. I'm too fly of a chick for that. One motto from Poetic Justice I always quote, "I ain't in the business of keeping no nigga that ain't tryna be kept." You don't want me? That's fine, go on and make room for the next one if you please
I just don't get it...when did thirsty become the new black? Who told folks (especially men) that sniffing up behind someone is what's hot in these streets? You look weak...and at that point all I wanna do is use you. I don't like using people but if somebody is basically handing me the reigns then bitch I'm gonna take em!
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