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Sunday, April 26, 2009

Thoughts o the Moment

I LOVE my Blackberry! Blackberry messenger is the SHIT! I love sending/receiving voice notes. It's like texting without the work! Cause a bitch like me is lazy.

"Tiger" just text me: "I like you...you like me? Text back yes, no, maybe" and it put the biggest damn grin on my face.

I hear cats outside my window fucking...that sound is the WEIRDEST sound I've ever heard in person...

Next to a possum (I'm in VA...we have possums running rampant round here), they sound like babies crying.

I've never hit an animal with my car...

But raccoon meat did fly on my windshield one day from the truck in front of me that hit one...

I nearly wrecked my car.

I wish more people would get Blackberry's.

I LOVE Beyonce...she is that bitch...

But please stop acting in movies, it's just not your forte.

I'm nervous about this coming weekend cause I'm going to see Tiger and stay the weekend at his house...

And meet his friends...

But I don't know why I'm nervous...

Cause I'm the shit.

I truly don't want to work tomorrow.

I need to clean my jewels.

I need to do a test run of my outfits for this weekend.

I'm mad as a bitch that the fucking Koreans charged my fill in and pedicure on my debit card 3 times! $53.00 three muh fucking times...

And customer service was closed for the weekend...

So I'm short $106.00...

And last week was not a payweek...

And I went shopping yesterday and today...

Needless to say I'm counting down the hours until 12 am Friday when my check hits my account.

Baby daddy's can be so stupid sometimes.

I miss my baby boy and want him home...

Not tomorrow night...but right now, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

I haven't been out to the club in like FOREVER!

I want to go shake my ass on somebody's son...

And get drunk on their dime.

That's all for now...Peace and Blessings! :-)

2 comments:

NINA said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE BBM TO WE NEED TO EXCHANGE BBM NUMBERS!!!!

I LOVE BEYONCE AS WELL AND AGREE SHE CAN NOT ACT!!

I SHOP ALL THE TIME AND WISH EVERYDAY WAS A PAY DAY HAHAH XOXOXO

Epitome said...

Oh yes ma'am! We can so do that! The more BBM contacts the better!

Poor Beyonce...and I'm forced to go see her in action upon the big screen this weekend UGH.

If everyday was pay day...the world would be such a better place. Or at least have your same pay with a shopping stipend. I could work with that