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Sunday, April 26, 2009

Ihatechoass


Tiffany 'New York" Pollard...it's not you that I hate. I mean, I would hate your personally, but I respect your gangsta. You went onto a show and made the whole world (or at least the bulk of the United States) take notice of some loud mouth girl...and kept them coming back for more of your synthetic weaves, false lashes, and squeaky voice. For that, I give you props. Well done bitch!

However...VH1...Ihatechoass! You have came into the living rooms of so many families and perpetuated the stereotype that black women are loud, neck rolling, weave wearing...wait, scratch weave wearing cause I rocks mine faithfully, but anyway...loud, neck rolling, hands on hips creatures due to this heffa above (amongst others that you have cast). When will the travesty end?

Now I can't say that I didn't watch these shows...because I did! I admit it! I watched flavor of love 1 & 2!!! I watched I love New York, yep, I did! But this shit is ridiculous! I Love Money...I Love Money 2, For the Love of Ray J and now...

:DRUMROLL PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE:

New York Goes to Work

Apparently the premise is like that show Dirty Jobs that comes on the Discovery channel where the guy basically takes suggestions from viewers on what dirty job he should do for the week (if you don't watch that show...you should cause the host is funny as hell). I guess they figured since its super funny on that show it'll be 10 times funnier when New York does it.

VH1....destroying black history...one reality show at a time.

I'm just waiting for them to announce that they are going to make the WB frog their official mascot...

THE DUBBA DUBBA DUBBAYEEEEEEEEEWBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

They probably have watermelon in their board meetings...

"Hey Steve, couldya pass me some watermelon and that bucket of chicken?"

"You got it Tom, don't forget to pour out a little from that 40 for the homies!"

UGH!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

OMG I remember the WB. But I agree w you when will all the wrongery & fuckery end w Vh1 & these damn reality shows. Dont get me wrong, I too watched these shows bc its entertainment, but @ some point all good things must come to an end.