No need for explanation, I'll get right into it...
1.) People who "don't speaka da goud engwish" and get an attitude when you don't understand them
2.) People who misuse: they're, their, and there
3.) People who try to use "big" words and use them wrong...pronouncing epitome (e-pi-toe-me) as epa-tome
4.) Men who know you not feeling them and they try to force themselves on you like, "oh no bitch, you gonna let me love you whether you like it or not"
5.) When people overkiss ass. A little goes a long way
6.) When you ask someone a question and they respond with "huh" and then repeat exactly what you say...i.e:
"What you doing this weekend?"
"Huh? What I'm doing this weekend?"
BITCH! What you say huh for like you ain't hear my question!?
7.) When people ask you for money and they respond by saying, "Come on, I know you got it." Well muh fucker, if you know I got it and I told you I don't that mean I don't wanna give it to yo ass so get the hell on!
8.) Broke people who always wanna do shit
9.) Niggas who call me any of the following: Red, yellow, thickums, sexy, baby, boo, mama, mami, shawty, shawty red, shawty red bone...when attempting to get my attention. If you really want to get my attention throw a nice "excuse me miss" or miss lady my way, you'll be more apt to get a response instead of a side eye
10.) Girls who say, "she think she cute"...am I supposed to walk around thinking I'm ugly? And obviously since you saying that you think I'm cute too. Give a bitch props and stop trying to tear somebody down cause I'm doing it and you ain't.
11.) Young people who don't listen! Listen here little fucker, I'm trying to help yo simple minded ass out on how the world works, saving you some time and research but you wanna act like you know everything so I'm not gonna tell your dumb self about that hole you bout to walk slam into...I hope you break a foot bitch
12.) People who have a kid(s) and don't take care of them...keep your legs closed/your dick in your pants if you don't wanna take care of no kids. They didn't ask to be here, man/woman up and do what you supposed to for our future. And if not for the betterment of the world, just remember, Shaq daddy didn't want him either, now Shaq buying Benz's and houses for Phil...his stepdaddy.
13.) People who get in relationships/married only to end up cheating. I can respect that some people cannot be monogomous...I'm cool with that. But don't go promising nobody that they're the "only one" when you got 5 other niggas/bitches on speed dial. Be straight up with yours cause trust there is always somebody out there that's gonna accept that.
14.) Downlow ass brothers....I HATE YALL MUH FUCKERS! Keep it 100...if you like a dick in yo ass every once and again, LET THAT SHIT BE KNOWN. If you choose to keep it from coworkers, your friends, the cashier at the grocery store, that's fine. But when you keeping it from your woman...NIGGA YOU FOUL!
15.) Dirty nails and dirty necks...especially dirty nails cause that means you ain't get yo ass in the shower, or wash your hands after you wiped your ass....nasty ass nasty
16.) Showboating ass people. I got nice shit, alot of nice shit in fact, but I'm not walking around talking about how fabulous I am because I have this or I have that. Why seek somebody's approval based on what you own/have?
17.) People who complain about their circumstances but do nothing to change it
18.) People with no work ethic
19.) People who expect handouts
20.) Just stupid people...especially stupid people that have kids. I think that stupid people should be sterilized or shot. Like in those backwoods places when they're overrun with deer and the game warden makes an announcement that the county needs to get down to 4 deer and right now there's 30,000 running around. I think we should do that with stupid people.
And I'll stop at 20 just cause really...this blog could go on forever cause there is an infinate amount of things that irk me...
Now it's your turn...what irks you?
4 comments:
ugh...female drivers...old jewish drivers...old black dude drivers,cab drivers,police who turn on their lights just to get through an intersection,old ladies with blue hair,fat girls in little shirts,poor people wearing bootleg ugz,...i could go on and on and on.
Why female drivers? I'm a female driver and I drive good dammit. And that's concluded from other people...not just me
True I do want to go straight monster truck rally on the highway sometimes for no reason...but I don't! And that's all that matters in the end
People who are not aware of their surroundings. That would include reckless arm wavers. I can't tell you how many times I've had to block slaps from folks who just don't give a shit.
Dudes who start fights but can't fight when the time comes. Dudes who start fights in public, but will act all friendly when you catch them alone.
Women who try to use their vagina as weapons of manipulation. If I bark like a dog is only because I want to!
Deliberate rudeness. You can call me whatever you want, just don't be rude about it.
Anything else? Oh yeah, women who fart during coitus!
I so agree with you about dudes starting fights and deliberate rudeness. Had a conversation with one of my friends last week in which I called her a rude bitch...which was rude on my part but required for the situation in order for her to understand.
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