People who ride around the parking lot 50-11 times looking for a spot close to the door. PARK YO DAMN CAR 6 SPACES BACK AND WALK YO FAT ASS TO THE DOOR! Ole fatty mcfat pants.
When I go through the drive thru and order a large fry and the bitch at the window gives me 1 ketchup packet....BITCH DAT AIN'T ENOUGH! Stop acting like they taking 59 cents out your check for every condiment packet you hand out.
Dick riders...just be cosigning shit that they know ain't hot just so you can look cool to the group. Just be grabbing on balls and swinging like its a swing set...enjoying the ballsy breeze.
Thieves...see something hot and try to claim it as their own. Twitter is a good place to see this. Today alone I saw 3 separate instances of this. If you using somebody else's shit...GIVE A SHOUTOUT DAMMIT!
People without manners. Manners cost nothing! No need to be rude! Besides that you never know when you'll see these people that you've been rude to again.
People who stare in my face and when I speak or smile they turn away like I'M the one that made them uncomfortable.
People who do too much. Bitch why you got on all them colors looking like a bag of melted skittles?
Bad breath. Brush yo damn teeth! If you have chronic halitosis carry an array of mints and gum and stop talking directly in my damn face!
Women who don't dress at least decent. There are many discount stores where you can get a decent looking outfit within your price range. If I said I haven't worn a $12.00 shirt before I'd be lying...yes it was with a pair of $100.00 jeans but that's besides the point.
Men who don't dress decent. Again you don't have to spend a grip to look fly. A simple graphic tee, jeans, and fly sneaks and you in there like swimwear.
Shoes off in the club...you dirty black foot bitch! They don't clean the floor like that in the club (if they do at all) people throw up, spill drinks, walk in dog shit and then walk in the club and you got your feet slip n sliding in that gunk. JUST WEAR FLATS HO! If you'll go barefoot in the club I just KNOW you done had an STD.
Calling my phone and when I don't answer you send me a text/bbm saying "I called you" or "did you see I called" BITCH I GOT CALLER ID! I'll call you when I'm ready!
....I could go on...those were just some things bothering me at the moment.
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2 comments:
So yeah...Its true I officially hate you! lol...*slams door*
Thats right tell'em why you mad son grrrrr!!!!!
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