Should I Stay or Should I Go?

So with the appearance of Tiger Woods cheating on his woman got me to thinking…


If I was married to a multi-millionaire man…and he cheated…would I stay?

I think I would.

First, if I have enough gumption to actually marry a man, I would have to be in love with him immensely…that enough could keep me around.

Second, who doesn’t like a guaranteed check off the labor of someone else?

Third, if I’m marrying a multi-millionaire man…of course it has to be basically common knowledge that he is going to cheat.

As I stated in a previous blog, men are biologically pre-dispositioned to cheating…it is a survival of the fittest mindset that they must spread their seed in order to populate the Earth. I think there are only 2 or 3 animals in the WHOLE of animal kingdom that are monogamous in nature…humans aren’t one of them so…one must look at the facts, it’s in black and white, it is what it is. ON TOP OF THAT…a thousand dollarnaire can get pussy…a millionaire can get even more pussy…a multi millionaire’s pussy surplus is unlimited! Levels of pussy are DIRECTLY related to levels of money…no money = no pussy, lots of money = lots of pussy, it’s not right, true, but what we gonna do? Fight lil mama?

It’s a different kind of life being married to a baller…with unlimited funds comes unlimited venues to get pussy, they be on the road in different cities every night for months on end, and just off the fact that they are famous with a few more nickels to rub together than the average Joe makes a bitch’s coo coo “say ahhhh” a la Trey Songz.

With warfare, violence, jail, being gay there are more available women than there are men, that’s just what it is, even if said man has a woman in his life, there are hundreds of thousands of women who would be happy to take her place, and if given the opportunity, no matter how good their moral judgment, a woman is going for that number one spot. Because of the shortage of men, women are clamoring to get one for themselves, and finding a paid man is like finding the buried treasure at the bottom of the ocean so they have EVEN MORE stock.

Going into a relationship with a baller these issues must be understood, if you’re not a caliber of woman that could deal with this then I don’t think you should get into a relationship with a baller, I’m sure it takes quite thick skin to withstand being in such a position.

But you gotta pick your battles sometimes…

Personally, if I were a baller’s wife/girlfriend, a conversation regarding these issues would be brought up before hand so that there is an understanding.

You can have side chicks (cause I know you are anyway) just let them bitches know, I’M NUMBER ONE, they are not to be calling my house trying to jump bad, if they see me in public they are to keep their mouths shut if they wish to keep their spot on the team. You might be the coach but I’m the fucking manager.

The caliber of chicks you select must be up to par, no raggedy Anne, pu putt bitches on the squad cause they quick to try and run their mouths cause they are just looking for their chance to shine, leave the hoodrats in the hood, they should get no play, loose lips sink ships, besides if you gonna cheat, at least do it with a bitch I would look at myself and say “hmm, if I had a dick, I’d fuck.”

Smart…the hoes must be smart, like I said in the previous post about Tiger, you can’t have a dumb jumpoff, they leave room for error, and this is a tight running ship, no leaks will be tolerated. Discretion is priority number one.

Condoms…wear them…and everybody must be checked for STD’s on a regular basis, because if you bring something home to me the whole WORLD gonna know cause I’m killing EVERYBODY…you…her…her momma…the dog…everybody.

Babies are a no no…again, I hold the top position so baby making would be my job, the other bitches are just merely support, they are there for carnal pleasures only…have a baby by a ho and I’m out the doe. I can tolerate your fucking another broad, that’s nothing, people have meaningless sex everyday, but having a baby means there would be an emotional connection…nope can’t have that and there’s no way to deny a baby, you can deny an affair…but a baby, that’s some proof for yo ass! If necessary we can get you a vasectomy, it’s an outpatient procedure and reversible that way there is no room for error.

Yall might think I’m crazy, entering into a relationship as a business proposition…hell I might be, if by some weird fluke I end up in a position to be a baller’s number one and this situation arose I could flip the script completely…who knows, once love gets involved things that seem so black and white tend to get really gray. But I doubt that I will ever have to deal with that.

What’s your thoughts ladies? Would you stay or would you go?