You wanna know how much a bitch love yall? I'll tell yall how much a bitch love yall. I promised so many folk that I would have the blog (that I promised would be up on Sunday) would be up by this morning...that....
A BITCH FELL ASLEEP AT THE FUCKING COMPUTER LAST NIGHT WRITING THAT SHIT!
WTF?
Usually I'm a night owl and will hang with the best of them, but the sandman put an overdose of sand in my eyes last night and I slam put my head on my desk and was out for 2 fucking hours.
HA!
Anyway, this blog is a follow up to the last one...
I forgot one very important quote....
I'm in the gay club, my friend DK (I think it was him anyway) introduced me to this guy...
"Hi I'm Michael!" -he says
"Hi I'm *insert government name here." -I say
"My name in French is Michelle." -he says
*too drunk to remember remainder of convo....until...*
"Do you do porn?!" -he says
"No." -I say with a laugh
"Well you should! I'd so watch you!" -he says
Yep....to my face he said that LMAO!
Also, here are the pics promised...sorry I'm not in any of them, I refuse to take pictures all drunk the fugg up.
DK humping his friend's man at dinner...peep the girls in the back...they're in shock.
DK in my shoes riding from the drag show to the club....why so serious love lol
DK in my belt.
The full ensemble next to somebody's car in front of the club.Good times :-)
3 comments:
so either ur feet are huge or his feet are small! I can't figure out which lol
LMAO! I wear a 10...huge by some standards...gotta have a good surface to hold up all this fabulousness! Lol
lmao ok. I aint mad atcha which means he has small feet for a dude lol. I have small feet holding up all my fabulousness, size 6 to be exact. But I'm a shorty so it all works out lol
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