Pickup lines...or lack thereof...just a list of shit I've heard by "men" (and I use that term loosely) trying to get my number/attention/draws/whatever... (blog inspired by Dearly Beloved)
"Shawty red!"
"Miss Thickums!"
"Gat DAYUM! Whatchonameis!?"
"Aye girl! You hear me talking to you!"
"Yo man is lucky...cause if I was him you wouldn't be out the house."
"Let me lick yo coochie."
"I'll suck all yo dayum toes."
"You fine as a BITCH!"
"You thick...mmm...I like that...skinny girls is out anyway."
"You just like a stallion...I wanna ride ya!"
"Dayum you a MILF." (yes...my son was present)
"How you thick like that but move on the dance floor like a skinny girl?" (WTF?)
"Work it bitch!"
"Yeah baby...you gonna make dis dick cum." (I was dancing....and not with him)
"Yeah baby...show these niggas what they missing." (umm....nigga all you getting is a dance, YOU missing just as much as them)
"You a daddy's girl huh? I'll be yo daddy" (eeew bitch! I have a REAL daddy)
"You fine enough to be my next baby momma!"
Sad....always get fools that don't know what the fuck to say outta their mouths
1 comment:
People with penis's ain't got no damn sense sometimes! What happened to regular ole "excuse me miss"? Jay-z made a song about it and nobody wanna say it *sigh*
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